“Uh . . . my name is T-Tippy. And . . . um . . .” This was so embarrassing. I looked toward my sponsor sitting in the front row. He smiled and nodded as if trying to encourage me. I continued, but it wasn’t easy. “Um . . . I’m a . . . um . . . I’m a blogoholic!”
I just blurted it out. I wanted to shrink into a tiny little mouse and scurry out of the room. But then, to my amazement, everyone in the audience smiled and said in unison, “Hello Tippy! Welcome to Blogoholics Anonymous!” That one bit of encouragement steadied me. I stood up a little straighter. My embarrassment drained away. I smiled, because I knew at that moment that they were one of me, and I was one of them. It was almost as good as getting three dozen likes on one of my posts.
I confessed my whole story. I told them how I’d started out blogging seven years ago. I testified to how harmless it felt , and how I rationalized to myself that this was the best way possible I could spend my time. And it was not much time. Just a little bit at first. Heck, I only posted once every couple of weeks. And I hardly ever commented on anyone else’s posts.
But then, little by little, I became entangled in the Gordian knot of blogging. I posted more and more frequently. My brain excogitated more and more often about what I could post next. I ventured into commenting more frequently on other blogs. And down the vortex I was swallowed. I tried resisting, but it was all for naught.
Eventually, every waking minute was monopolized by my blogging habit. If I wasn’t writing a post, I was thinking up a post. Or I was haunting my blogging buddies and trying to come up with a funny clever thing to say on every single one of their posts. Every single one!
Yes, I confessed this. I confessed it all. And you know what? They understood! It was like, been there done that for them. They shared their stories too, and I recognized the same blogging bug in them that I had been infected with.
At the end of the meeting my sponsor gave me a warm hug, and shook my hand. He told me how proud he was that I had finally taken that big step and admitted to being a blogoholic. He had other things to tell me too, but I couldn’t stand around talking much longer. I had to go, so I begged off learning these other things until the next meeting.
You see, I was so excited about this new experience at Blogoholics Anonymous, that I couldn’t wait to get home and write a post about it.
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LOL! I think I may be one too but not sure that I am brave enough to admit it! Plus they say the first step to overcoming an addiction is to admitting you have one. But what if you don’t want to overcome it??
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It does have a powerful allure, that seduces the mind, until we become so hooked on it, we don’t see a problem. We have to see a problem before we overcome it.
Probably the best way to do this is to wait until we’ve lost everything: Job, money, friends, family, home, car, and everything else except our smart phone or laptop. Once we’re living homeless in the gutter, writing posts about homelessness, then maybe, just maybe, we’ll detect a problem and be willing to admit to our affliction.
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Well none of that has happened to me yet, so I am safe! And yes, can’t lose the phone and computer, they are the main tools of the blogger! The phone makes it easy to blog anytime, anywhere, though it also creates problems. For it can cause moments of embarrassment when bursting into laughter in the middle of the the grocery store, Dr.s office, etc.
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And herein lies one of the dangers to blogoholism. When you suddenly burst into laughter in a public place, you will be mistaken for being crazy. Next thing you know, you’ll find yourself being hauled away in a paddy wagon to the funny farm.
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Well if I haven’t been hauled away to the funny farm yet due to other things, I think I am safe. 🙂
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You said, “if.” Why are you introducing a hypothetical, here? Does this mean you already live on a funny farm?
I knew it! I knew it! You’ve been blogging from the psycho ward all this time, haven’t you? I think you’re that nutty lady in room 2-b. I’m upstairs in room 9-c. Can we meet sometime, in the dayroom?
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Oh gosh, I gave away my secret!
I can meet you as soon as I am done weaving my basket.
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Okay. I’ll be there as soon as my toes tire, from my twiddling exercises.
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LOL!
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Are you still twiddling? I don’t see you! Maybe you should check your email to give you a break from twiddling.
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Got it, and replied. You broke up a good rhythm I had going, with my toe-twiddling, but it was worth it to have my curiosity satisfied.
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Sorry to break up a rhythm again but I replied. 🙂
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Drats, and I really had my left toe going good this time.
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And that’s why I quit after years of it. Too much pressure to people please all the time. It wasn’t fun anymore.
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Well, you did a damn good job of pleasing me, because I loved your blog. But I hope I wasn’t pressuring you. I can be insulted, too, and still enjoy your blog.
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Haha! No you weren’t pressuring me. It’s the feeling of obligation to follow everyone who follows you. WordPress itself puts that pressure on. And thank you. I’m happy to insult you anytime you’re missing it. LOL
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I don’t follow people just because they follow me. I’m rude that way. But usually I’ll check out their blog, and if it looks interesting to me, then I’ll try following it for a little while. But most blogs don’t look interesting to me.
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Well I’m glad then that mine was of interest. lol
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Oh yeah, yours was a diamond in a sea of coal.
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You can be so complimentary …. at times! LOL!
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Good. I’m trying to win brownie buttons.
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Haha! Good luck with that!
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Awe shucks…Thanks
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I flirted with being a blogaholic for about two years, but then my natural laziness reasserted itself and I was saved.
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I like your attitude. Laziness has so many redeeming values.
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This was great – I wish I had thought of such a blog! We are peas in a pod when it comes to this.
And that video was spellbinding…
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Hmm, maybe you should come to a BA meeting with me. I’ll sponsor you.
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that’s a pretty big step; I’m not sure I’m ready for it…
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Let me know, after you’ve hit rock bottom.
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How will I know?
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It’s the only way you’ll know.
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Loved the way you have created this writeup. It kept me engaged throughout.
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Thank you.
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Sure.
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Well, my name is Tippy, and this is my blog. I’m from America. Where are you from?
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Sounds interesting. I’m retired, myself. What sort of job do you have in Germany?
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That’s nice. Are you trying to hone your English skills?
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I don’t do that sort of thing, but you are welcome to leave comments on my blog, and I will be happy to respond.
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I’m retired.
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Middle-aged.
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