She’d been saving some of these treasures for thirty years, and now it was time to cash in. What would she do with all the money? she mused. She wanted to travel. She was retired now, and on a fixed income. She couldn’t afford a very long trip on her meager little Social Security check. But after she cashed these coins in, wow what a long journey she planned!
“May I help you, ma’am,” asked a kind-faced elderly man behind the counter.
“You sure can! I have some very rare coins here. I want a fair appraisal, and then I want to sell them to you,” she beamed proudly as she fished a pile of glinting specie from her purse and dumped it onto the counter.
The coin man furrowed his brow and picked up each coin, one by one, clink by clink, and studied them with an illuminated magnifying glass. Occasionally he glanced up at her expectant face. He cleared his throat as he continued, coin by coin.

The treasure laid out between them consisted of three Eisenhower silver dollars, four Susan B. Anthony silver dollars, three Sacajawea copper-colored silver dollars, and twelve John F. Kennedy half dollars. This was sixteen dollars in all, at face value. But the mystery for the lady who had been hoarding and collecting these minted coins, was not their face value, but rather their collector’s value. The premium.
Finally the old man set down his magnifier. He looked up at this innocent customer very seriously and respectfully. “Ma’am, these are beautiful coins. Yes ma’am, they sure are. Almost as beautiful as your eyes, if you’ll excuse me for saying.”
She blushed. She was five years a widow, and this was the first time any man had flirted with her since her husband had passed. She kind of stammered and smiled a little. “Well, thank you, but what are my beautiful eyes, I mean coins, worth, sir?”
“Well, ma’am,” he appeared a little embarrassed. “You see, ma’am. Well, not much beyond their face value, ma’am. These Eisenhower silver dollars are all post-1970. And they’ve been circulated. And these Kennedy half dollars the same. No real silver in them. And the Sue B’s and Sac Dollars are always face value if they’ve been circulated.”
Her smile dropped. There went her world cruise. She felt a little stupid. “I see. Well, what would you be willing to give me for them?”
He paused and pondered and scratched his head. Finally he spoke, with a sly look in his eyes. “I tell you what ma’am, how about if you let me treat you to dinner at a nice restaurant. And you can keep the coins. They’re nice coins and a joy to hold. They have a nice solid weight to them.”
She studied his face. He had a kind look to him. He seemed about her age. She detected no dishonesty in his demeanor. She scooped up the coins and dropped them clinkety-clink back into her purse. She pulled a pen out of her purse and asked him for a piece of paper. She wrote her phone number down.
The next evening they enjoyed fine dining together. Within a few months they had moved in together. Within a year the elderly proprietor at the coin store sold out and retired. He used some of the proceeds from the sale to take his new wife on a long journey to the exotic island of Tahiti for a romantic honeymoon.
Her coins had truly paid off.
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Awwww
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I know, it’s a very saccharine tale.
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As they were packing up the coin store and going through the oddities, they came across a shiny cowbell.
No wait, wrong blog.
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That cowbell keeps showing up everywhere. I guess maybe it really is magical.
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Maybe it was an enchanted camera tripod instead.
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Hmm, I see. I think I get the picture.
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I don’t think you have a leg to stand on.
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No, I have three legs.
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Oh, I thought you had three ipods.
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If I “try” to have three “ipods,” I guess I would end up with tripods.
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Is that an ipod with three screens?
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No, it’s an ipod with three legs.
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😶🤚
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Oh gosh! Here we go.
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Fasten your seat belt, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
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I am used to it, I think I will be Ok.
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😄
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what a perfect story for Valentine’s Day.
hopefully she took her $16 and bought some Gamestop stock…
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Indeed, she did. She bought one share. But she failed to sell it at it’s peak. She’s still holding onto it though, in hopes that it will go way back up again.
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Maybe that one share will lead to a new romance, if one ever becomes necessary…
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Maybe next time she’ll marry a stockbroker.
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as long as he’s not a hedge fund manager…
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No, they don’t have much money anymore.
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so that one share of stock could look very appealing to him…
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It might stink, to him, but also look very appealing.
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👍
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Well look at the romantic side coming out in you! 🙂
How sweet!
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I’m kind of blushing, now.
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LOL! I was thinking that maybe she would have some gold dollars on her too that she thought were real. She would have blushed even more.
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Unfortunately, she couldn’t find anyone willing to appreciate the value of those gold dollars. So she just stuck them in a glass-door hutch, to enjoy them for herself.
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😊
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If I had dollar for every dollar coin I have that is only worth a dollar.
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I’ll bet there’s someone out there who’s willing to make that exchange, for you.
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Teller I’ll be right over to make the exchange.
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I’ll also teller that you’re handsome, so she can dollar self up.
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She must feel a loan if she desperate enough to do that for me.
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Probably, but she’s all primed up and interested, on account of you.
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I guess it is safe to assume that she is interested in me, though there is no accounting for taste. I hope my reserved appearance doesn’t make her withdraw from this date.
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No, because you’re single, wanting singles for your silver. She’ll think you’re rich and available, and ready to open a joint account.
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If she only knew what I was getting the singles for she would not have tender feelings for me.
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Gee, string her along, then.
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That would stripper of any respect the had for me.
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That’s the naked truth.
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😶🤚
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Barely
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Oh voy, yer really working at these puns.
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“Oh voy,” yer talking Pennsylvania Dutch now?
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There’s no privacy around here. I see you’re watching my comments.
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I am taking back the credit I gave you before. 😛
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Oh Help!
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I may still …”smack my head”..but this comment was a clever one I will admit!
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That’s all I ask.
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I will give you credit for that one. 🙂
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Then I am in your debt.
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“Haha!”
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Ha-ha! See, punnery is contagious.
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It just slipped out!
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Well, it can be easy to branch off of banking puns.
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Eye roll!
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I believe I need to eat more candy due to the desperate feeling these puns bring!
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Did you get some candy for Valentine’s?
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Yes, I did! 🍫🍫🍫
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Chocolate, huh? Not bad for someone who is immune from cavities.
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2 bags, and yes, not bad at all. 🙂 May push my dentist appt back!
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Why even see a dentist, if you never get cavities?
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Well nobody would believe me that I am cavity free if I didn’t see a dentist. Plus I do want to keep white teeth. 🙂
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The way to keep white teeth is to stop drinking coffee.
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Thats why I put cream in my coffee, it helps whiten! Its Jason that is in trouble. LOL!
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Tell that to your dentist. And please let me know what response you got.
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😂
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What good are teeth if you can’t get them dirty?
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They’re good for flashing white, perfect smiles, for a camera.
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Creamy white perfect smiles! 🙂
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I’d rather have pearly white teeth, than creamy white.
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Haha! I would rather have pearls!
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You do know they come from an oyster’s butt, don’t you?
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Smartass!
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Well I would suggest that you may want to keep your mouth closed then….your teeth may detract from your handsome, wavy hair. 😄
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