
Booger Rings
My stomach is of hardened steel,
My guts can take a punch,
But when I see a booger ring,
I want to lose my lunch.
Some pierce their ears, their tongues, their rears,
Their cocks, their clits and tits,
And I don’t mind, it all looks fine,
It blows my mind to bits.
The way a person wants to look
Is nothing I oppose,
But I can’t stand those booger rings,
That dangle from the nose.
Bedizened cheeks and stretched-out lips,
And shafts through bellybuttons,
Are great for those who want the look
While seeking pain like gluttons.
But those septum-piercing, dangling jewels,
Like sparkling, hardened snot,
Horrify this germaphobe,
And cannot be forgot.
So stretch your ears and split your tongue,
Plant diamonds in your toes.
But leave it clean, no booger ring,
Please keep those from your nose.
Categories: Humor
Amen! You sound like a man who nose what he is talking about.
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I just think it snot a good idea to wear those things.
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Well, you picked a controversial topic.
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Yep, I put my finger right on it.
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Just to mucus all laugh, no doubt.
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I want to entertain those at work, sitting in their orofices.
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And then you honker down and read the comments.
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They’re good comments, too. Nothing to sneeze at.
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Odd to write an poem about this piccadillo. At least you didn’t wax poetic about the ear.
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I wouldn’t be good at that, and I’m trying to save face.
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Well, sinus up for more poems.
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I will. And they won’t cost you one scent.
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OK, just don’t get all snooty about this.
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Who nose what I might do?
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Just the encouragement he needs! You really are too good at encouraging him!
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I think that was a very clever pun. Jason is my punspiration.
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I am sure that he is proud!
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So proud, he’s probably looking down his nose at everyone.
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Oooh I think its too late to save face! 🙂
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That’s what my mirror on the wall tells me, every day.
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😂
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To think that I was missing this fine entertainment by sleeping!
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While you were sleeping, I was thinking about how much you would enjoy these puns after you woke up. And you’re welcome.
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There are just no words for your”thoughtfulness”!
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You could try, “Thank you.”
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Hmm…just don’t know if I can do it! 🙂
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And to …”smack our heads!”…
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And I told myself to NOT look at the comments but …!
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It’s so hard to keep looking away, isn’t it?
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Unfortunately yes! 😝
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Oh so punny! He does not because I’m guessing he doesn’t have an piercings. LOL You both need one.
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I am satisfied with the current number of holes in my head.
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Heh-heh. Good answer.
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Well you don’t have to worry about any brain leaks….
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I have had my ears pierced. But that was from the high, screeching sound that comes from some women with annoying, high-pitched voices.
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Ahahaha! Pfft
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I have had my ears pierced by the screaming of rock bands which my husband calls “melodic!”
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But that’s a scream with passion and purpose. So of course it’s melodic.
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Its purpose is to drive me crazy, so Wrong! Not melodic!
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Pfft. What do you know about music, schtupid?
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I know that “Sweet Caroline” is a melodic song doolally! Ha!
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I must admit that Sweet Carolyn does sound melodic.
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Oooh yes! How nice of you to admit the truth! Sweet CAROLYN is better than Caroline for sure! 😊
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I was trying to be funny. Sheesh, that backfired.
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LOL! Yup! I have it in black and white now that I am sweet. 😛
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I guess OCCASIONALLY you can be.
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LOL! Smart aleck!
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Great poem! I was sorely tempted a few years ago to buy a fake one, and nonchalantly wear it around, just to see what people would say. 🤔 I should resurrect that plan.
Deb
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However, it would lose the effect, under a mask and all…I’ll have to shelve it at least until next year.
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Good point. One thing I like about the pandemic is that it’s saving me from looking at nose rings.
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Maybe you could make yourself a mask with a nose on it, wearing a nose ring?
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That’s a great idea. It would be hard to judge people’s reactions though, as they’d be wearing masks too. Unless their eye roll game was on point 😁
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I probably wouldn’t say anything. But I’d be rubbing my nose a lot.
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Definitely go for it!
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Geez, you’re such a corrupting influence.
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I’ll take that as a compliment.
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Oh, I think I will…when we can be maskless again. 😁
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Well done, Tippy! My nose for poetry must be rubbing off on you. This reminded me of a poem I did about a booger. I’ll have to try and find it for you, since they are among your favorite subjects.
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Thanks. A compliment from a poet of your stature means a lot to me.
But yeeks, no boogers are not among my favorite subjects.
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Here it is: https://justjoan42.wordpress.com/2018/09/09/tygers-and-boogers-oh-my/ 🙂
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I remember that poem now. When I read it, I felt a combination of disgust, intrigue, and empathy. Along with laughter. Been there, done that, with those stubborn things.
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Oooh I….yeah I can’t deny that you wrote a good poem. And I am glad I already had lunch! 🙂
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Thank you. Yes it’s the kind of poem you want to read on a full stomach.
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You can so deny it.
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She can’t deny it, because she admitted it.
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Personally, I’m with you on the nose rings… though in this case the dilated pupils were a little more unsettling. Not big on eyebrows either.
But I’ll admit to a good friend who has a considerably more conspicuous nose ring, so maybe I’ve just become desensitized.
Japanese onsens (hot springs facilities) generally don’t allow visible tattoos. Never seen any signs about piercings.
(⊙_⊙)
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Yes, the dilated pupils do look a bit startling. I’d hate to answer a door knock, and come face-to-face with a look like that.
Seems like nose rings are becoming more and more popular, so it’s only a matter of time before we all become desensitized.
That’s a strange rule about visible tattoos. Japan must be very conservative, compared to the U.S.
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There must be something like a “Rule 34” for piercings… “If it exists, there is a piercing of it.”
“Fitting in” is important to the Japanese. That said, much of what goes on in private would probably shock most Americans.
insidejapantours[DOT]com/blog/2015/04/17/tattoos-japan-taboo/
(replace the “[DOT]”)
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So it signifies being in the Japanes mafia. How ridiculous. This further reinforces my belief that stupidity is universal. No country or culture is free from it.
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Yep! My place in Tokyo was just a little away and across the street from a local “sento” (public bath) that was a gathering place for the area’s yakuza to show off their… artworks, during a soak. Not the best crowd. Saw a lot of missing little fingers too.
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Missing little fingers, eh? Were they little punishments?
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Yes… “Yubitsume” (指詰め) . I don’t think the Wikipedia translation of “finger shortening” is correct. That second kanji character means something like “stuffing”, “filling” or “packing”. I think it refers to the the finger becoming the contents of the wrapping that you hand to your boss.
en.wikipedia[DOT]org/wiki/Yubitsume
(“[DOT]” thing)
Doing a search in Japanese, always have to be careful. Came across a video of how it’s done.
~(>_<~)
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Hahaha! You sound old. If I didn’t know the pain of a belly piercing I may have a nose ring. After the belly piercing in my 20’s and the infection that followed because I wasn’t told you shouldn’t go in a hot tub after was enough. But bring on the tattoos! I just had one touched up on Tues. I’m booked for my next one the middle of Feb. 😉
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I don’t mind tattoos and most body piercings, though I’d never go through with it. But those nose rings, ugh. Disgusting.
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I like the look but then how would one pick their nose?
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Right, I was wondering the same thing. I think you’d have to wait for the booger to fall down on the ring, and then you pick it off.
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Sorry my friend, I will usually defend you against these clowns BUT in this case I have to agree that nose rings are just not my thing and they don’t look attractive to me! And now tattoos I think can look nice but remember I am a wimp. I don’t willingly inflict pain on myself! 🙂
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Hahahaha! Yes! An ally! Hey, who are you calling a clown?
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Yup, an ally this time, surprising, I know! Who are the clowns? Wellll my lips are sealed, but CP knows who I mean!
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At least this clown doesn’t have a pierced nose.
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I don’t think the other ones do either, but you all are crazy!
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I do have a red nose, however.
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I agree, they are disgusting. I feel the same way about those things that look like they put big holes in your ears.
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Yes, the ones that pull down your ear lobe making it look like 2x its size!
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People who wear those look goofy as hell, to me.
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exaclty, so gross…
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Yeah, those big, stretched out ear lobes look weird. But nose rings are the worst, in my view.
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I would also rank the nose rings as more disgusting…
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