Trump’s Agenda
Carolyn, at joyroses13.wordpress.com, has submitted a Unicorn Beam. Thank you Carolyn, I need all the help I can get. Carolyn has sent us the agenda for our president’s daily COVID-19 press conferences.
Although this agenda seems accurate, it may also be outdated. It seems that after Trump’s last press conference, where he suggested that we drink disinfectant, The Orange One has decided to lay low and discontinue his little standups. For how long, who knows? Hopefully forever.
But in case he returns, and you need some guidance to follow along and understand the confusion, here’s the agenda:
You are very welcome. Always glad to share smiles and to give your mental health whatever help I can. As you said, you need it! 🙂
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Thank you, Dr. Shelton.
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Ahh! I like that title. 🙂
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So that’s who is in charge of your mental health.
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Scary, huh?
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The fact that I am working with the type of patient that I am, YES, that makes it very scary!
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I’m sure I’m a challenge, but if you try hard enough I’ll bet you’ll make some progress at turning me into a wifty, bad-spelling storyteller with a kind heart.
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Oooh I have no words … LOL!
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Hey, Jason said that he may pay me if he sees enough progress in your mentsl status! So try to impress him, Ok. Show the difference that my hard work made.
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Okay, but your spelling is really driving me nuts. What the heck is “mentsl” status?
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How can one who is already nuts be driven nuts??
The other words were spelled correctly, in case you didn’t notice. But to help you out , “mentsl” is supposed to be “mentAl”. 🤪
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Thanks. I didn’t know the A was supposed to be capitalized in mentAl. I’m learning something new from you every day, Dr. Shelton.
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Ooooh there is sooo much for you to learn!
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What does sooo mean?
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It means I soooo deserve some bonus pay!
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Oh, I thought you were calling pigs. As in sooooeeeee!
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Oh …. I thought it was supposed to be Yentl! Couldn’t figure out how that fitted,but then …. it was written by Carolyn after all ……………!
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Carolyn is my psychiatrist. She’s trying to make me sane by teaching me correct spelling.
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Basic statement off fact: “You cannot teach what you haven’t learned” That applies to so many human scenarios, including yours with Carolyn.
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Well, let’s see. So far I’ve learned that mentAl is spelled with a capital A. I never knew that before. This is a new normal for me.
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It;certainly nEw ….. but noRmAl?
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Hmm, it looks you’re even more noRmAl than me.
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“More normal”??? How can he be more normal when neither of you are normal to begin with??? 🙂
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Haha! Just look how you spelled noRmAl. Obviously, you’re not anywhere near noRmAl. When my psychiatry bill comes in the mail, I’m not paying it.
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Ok here you go Mr.noRmAl! When my bill comes its going to be huge, for all the effort I am putting forth to teach you! Or should I say yOu since you will Owe me. 🙂
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Alright, but this is what my bank account looks like: $00000000.00.
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Okay I will just send my bill to Colin or Jaeon instead.
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And if they’re crazy enough to pay it, then we’ll have a much better idea of who’s normal around here.
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Who the hell is Jaeon?
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That doesn’t look like a normal name.
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No it’s more like a Carolyn normAl .. or Yentl depending on what you think she’s thinking (scary eh!). 🙂
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Oh my gosh, its NOT Yentl you nut! …. smacking my head…! I need to come up with something new!
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Yes, scary. And to think, I was letting her be my psychiatrist.
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“was letting”…. Oh, so have I been fired now?
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Not yet, but I’m contemplating giving you the axe. So far, the only advice I’ve received from you is spelling advice. I can get that for free from my spellchecker.
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your “spellchecker”, OH…you are talking about Colin, right?
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No, Colin is your spellchecker.
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I have better advice coming, you just ain’t seen it yet!
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Let me guess, grammar lessons?
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No, you can get those lessons from Colin. I can teach you how to use a shovel, though actually you have that skill pretty well down I think!
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That’s because I already learned that skill from you.
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Haha! And what thanks did I receive??
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I can give you a shovel full of dirt.
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😜
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You learned too well!
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Oooh you didn’t say that! Its “JaS…” I mean “Jason” . Is it clear now, my friend ?
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Hey TG – Is she even qualified to speak about what is normal (or even normAl, or Yentl)?
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And you think he is qualified to answer that??
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Speaking for Colin, yes.
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But I don’t think you are qualified to speak for Colin!
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Maybe not, which is why it’s an unqualified yes.
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Well, she says she’s sending me a huge bill, so I’d concede she’s acting like a normal psychiatrist.
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What is normal exactly?
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Why are you asking him that? You’re my psychiatrist. You’re supposed to know already.
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Oh I do know, just was seeing if he did, I have my doubts that he does.
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Trust me, he’s normal. Just as normal as me.
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Oh I believe that, though you spelled normal wrong. I think you forgot the “ab” that goes in front of the word. That would make a truer statement.
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You must be mistaking us for that lady named Abbie Normal.
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nOrmAl, norMaL, noRmal ……………………?
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….smacking my head…!
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Aren’t you soooo smart!
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…mmm…!
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Oh I see, as I am following the comments at the end of this post there are other ones springing up! Are you doubting my credentials?
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Do you have credentials for me to doubt?
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Ummm… welllll…. you just had to ask, didn’t you!
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Just following official protocol, mam.
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Oh gosh! Just shaking (Not smacking!) my head , sir. 🙂
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I should point out that I am working for FREE, but donations of any kind are always accepted. 🙂
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Good point.
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Dudes, just get rid of him in November. He’s despicable. Don’t make excuses for the despicable. He’s just a bad human being, and no matter how much people think there is something redeeming in what he’s going, the fact is that the country is being led by a bad human being. That can’t be a good thing. He doesn’t care about anyone except himself, and if people have to die to help him accomplish his personal goals, that’s what he’s going to do.
The list looks flawless to me. But I think you forgot to add “cozy up to Russia and keep the myth alive that Kim Jong Un lives”.
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We have a long way to go between now and November, and he’s a masterful campaigner. Hopefully he’ll lose, but there are no guarantees in politics.
What’s up with Kim Jong Un, anyway? So you think he’s dead?
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No idea if he is or not, it’s just conjecture we’re hearing out there, North Korea is an information black hole. All I know is, your President will spin the story that he’s alive even if he’s dead, if that narrative helps the President in any way.
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I agree. He’ll do whatever he thinks it takes to get reelected.
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Is Kim Jong Ill?
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Apparently he’s ill, Unlike any illness his father ever had.
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What you say is true, the problem is making everyone see that!
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I’m going to believe that if enough of you actually speak up and openly oppose him, you will get rid of him.
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If we can be heard amidst the loud baa-ing of his “sheep” than yes, there is a chance.
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This could be Trump’s notes, or what’s on the teleprompter. Geez. This guy needs to go. Hubby saw on FB that Kim Jong Un is on his deathbed but of course, we don’t know if it’s real news or fake news.
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I agree, Trump has got to go. As for Kim Jng Un, it would be ironic if he’s dying of the coronavirus, given that North Korea recently issued a statement asserting that there was no coronavirus in their country. He seems like an overweight and out-of-shape person, from his photos, and I understand such people are more vulnerable to the virus.
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I think the article said he has a heart issue. Not to scare you or anything. It’s probably not A-fib.
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Hmm, that makes sense too, given that he’s so out of shape.
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As funny as that agenda is, it is also very sad in that it does reflect his style of operating.
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Yes, you are right. It seems that way with a lot of these Trump memes. The sad fact that there are truths in them!
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I know, it’s very sad. It also seems to me that Trump has been getting worse and worse over the years. I’m wondering if dementia is starting to affect his already demented mind.
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Does anyone even remember who the vice president is or what he looks like? He could be on a lake fishing right now for all anyone knows. He could walk out of his house naked and do somersaults. At least previous veeps had put a little effort into the job. Pence doesn’t even have to show up and nobody will notice with the circus happening in the White House on a daily basis.
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Isn’t he on some kind of Covid-19 task force? I believe Pence’s job is to explain away everything Trump says, using vague but positive language. He’s Trump’s PR guy, and chief brownoser.
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Could be! Perhaps the total crap being fed to his brain by his ego is causing a mass exodus of cells?
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Yeah, or maybe he’s drank too much Lysol.
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Sounds about right. He’s probably got everyone eating being disinfected so they can’t think straight and they re-elect him.
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Maybe that’s his plan. If we would all ingest disinfectant, we might become brain-damaged enough to vote for him.
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Sea, mi smartz is kiking in agin
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I sea.
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I..t’ssss da Lys..o”l
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Lez huff itt.
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wil it dheldp?
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dunnobudsounzfun
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i gess
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You meant “kikking” right?
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Heh-heh. Maybe she needs to be turned into the ADL.
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ADL?
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Anti-Defamation League.
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Rite!!
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Thort so.
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hay youz catchin da smartz tooo
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