I’ve been aware of The Odessa Chronicles for several years, thanks to the incessant, shameless plugging by its authors, Carolyn Shelton (joyroses13.wordpress.com) and Colin Chappell (meandray.com). They follow my blog, and I follow theirs. And if you’ve ever followed our comments, you may have noticed how much we sometimes antagonize each other. It’s all in good fun, but whew, it sure gets dicey at times.
My impression from their plugs was that The Odessa Chronicles was an apologue of talking animals that teaches moral lessons. So I was resistant to read it, as there’s a rebel in me that I enjoy harboring. Moral lessons are anathema to us rebels.
But in an idle moment of insanity, I took a look at their book on Amazon and decided to give it a go. But hell, I wasn’t about to fork over 25 bucks for the hardcover edition. And the paperback version isn’t much cheaper. So I ended up shelling out $4.99 for the Kindle version, which I read on my PC.
The first thing I noticed was that the writing was highly polished, flowed smoothly, and captivated my attention. This surprised me, as Carolyn’s blog posts, while fun to read, tend to contain technical errors, misspells, and head-scratchers. I wondered, did Carolyn write the rough, while Colin applied the sandpaper? I suspect that was at least partially the case.
I’m pretty sure Colin wrote the owl character’s lines, though, for they often involve the owl humorously correcting everyone’s use of the English language, with punctilious perspicacity. That’s pure Colin.
And the book indicates that Colin wrote at least a few other chapters, such as Odessa’s Journey. The fact that Colin had a strong influence in the making of this book, gave me hope that it would contain a definitive ending. Which it did. Sort of.
There are 48 chapters, counting the Introduction, and most chapters required only a few minutes to read, even for a slow reader like me. A few chapters were rather long, but they were broken down into parts. I appreciated this, as it was very considerate of my short attention span.
The first four chapters, after the Introduction, introduce the characters, who are Jaxon (a Jackalope), Odessa (an owl), Dewey (a cat), and Joshua Jeremiah Jonathan Jackson Pebblestone, aka the Man-Servant (a human being).
Jaxon, the Jackalope, has magical powers, and makes it possible for all four characters to communicate with each other. Dewey the cat takes advantage of this, and starts ordering Joshua around, finally giving him the nickname, Man-Servant.
Jaxon, Odessa, Dewey, and the Man-Servant decide to call themselves the Four Adventurers. They live on a farm, called Moonbeam Farm, where most of their adventures occur. Here they come to life, as the authors insightfully paint their characters with depth and feeling. By the middle of the book I sensed that I had come to know them well, and could regard them as my fictional friends.
Many of their adventures involve the animals pulling practical jokes on the man-servant, and the man-servant getting his revenge by japing them back.
The authors lace lessons on life into the adventures, often in humorous ways. I got quite a few chuckles, and this made the dreaded moral lessons easier to swallow.
While swallowing, here’s a few things I learned for my moral edification:
- If you pull a practical joke on someone, expect one to be pulled on you (The Roof Top Incident).
- Just reading about something, such as riding a bicycle, does not make you an expert on it (The Bicycle Adventure).
- Don’t agree to do something without knowing what’s involved (Brave Dewey).
- Be clear and logical in the way you communicate (the many dialogues with Odessa the Owl).
- Don’t play in cardboard boxes sitting by the side of the road (The Cardboard Boxes!).
- Don’t interfere with elections (The Greenwoods Election!).
- Give gifts that the receiver will appreciate, and not necessarily the giver (Dewey’s Gift-Giving Day).
- Don’t use magic to harm others (Dewey goes on a “Ride”).
- Do as you say you are going to do (The Spirit From The North).
- Don’t cheat at gambling (The Horse Race).
- Follow your heart and comfort those who need comforting (Dewey and Jaxon Follow Their Hearts).
- It doesn’t always have to be summer. You can have fun any time of the year. (The Trouble With Fall).
- Not everyone likes, nor should eat, a Fluffernutter sandwich (The Picnic Lunch).
- Unicorns are real, and can cure you of the blues (The Dewey Blues).
- When you pull a joke on someone, think it through thoroughly, first, to make sure they don’t get hurt (A Snowy Day Adventure).
- Sometimes you can have the best adventures in your own backyard, and they don’t even have to be planned (A Snowy Day Adventure).
A touching and suspenseful adventure (Odessa’s Journey) takes place about a third of the way into the book, where the owl, Odessa, leaves Moonbeam Farm to find some meaning to her life. This tale is broken down into 4 parts: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 3. Yes, that’s right, there are two Part 3’s. This is one of the few technical glitches I found in the book. I don’t like to be nitpicky, but since Odessa the Owl can be very particular and exacting, I think it’s only fitting for me, too, as the reader and reviewer.
There are bizarre moments, such as when the adventurers meet two seagulls named Bob One and Bob Two (The Odessa Odyssey). When addressed together, they ask to be referred to as Bob Three, since One plus Two equals Three. Although Bob Twelve could also work. Think about it.
This is a long book, by my aversion-to-reading standards, sort of reminding me of War and Peace. No, nothing is that long. The real problem is, I read slowly. But the chapters are self-contained adventures, so it was easy to digest it piecemeal, while gradually working my way through, over the course of a few weeks.
Colin is Canadian, and Carolyn is a lady of the States. Together, they have reached across an international border and conspired to write a classic. I loved the book. They tout it as a book for children of all ages, so perhaps I’m betraying my low maturity level. But I think it’s a good read.
The Odessa Chronicles is available for sale, on Amazon. You can click this link to learn more.
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“you may have noticed how much we sometimes antagonize each other. It’s all in good fun” Whoa, that’s all in good fun? Off to cancel my carefully planned, slowly developing, and expensive, nefarious plot that was set to unfold in the coming weeks upon all of you.
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Oh no, don’t cancel it. An expensive, nefarious plot sounds like just the medicine to relieve my boredom.
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Well, it involved a lot of pies and clowns, but they are on lock down anyway.
My day just got better though as two large packages of coffee were just delivered. I may never leave my house again.
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Well as you may be aware, coffee is poison. I suspect many years after the lockdown ends, your body will be discovered lying in a pool of dried coffee stain.
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That is what my doctor told me. Doctor Moore, Bruno Moore.
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I suppose Nurse M.T. Cupp agreed.
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Haha! Ooh I am intrigued now, does it have to do with chickens? 🙂
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Careful what you ask for.
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I will take my chances, I am used to being daring….
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Just letting you know that Tippy asked for a story where mishaps would happen to his friends but not to Snowball. I aim to please, sooo…I wrote it, just posted it. Just remember it was Tippy’s idea. 🙂
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I don’t know what that lady’s talking about.
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To quote Jason, “Be careful what you ask for!” 🙂
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Then don’t quote Jason.
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HI TG – I am so happy that you enjoyed the fruits of our labour (and you can no doubt understand the intense labour involved due to working with Carolyn). I would like to suggest that you also post it on the site from where you purchased the book. Reviews are so important to those of us do not have $$$$$$$$$ to invest in advertising. I was quoted $18,000.00Cdn/year for a publicist to get involved. Not a hope!
Hey Tippy! This is Odessa. Colin just left to go somewhere, so here I am with beak and claws on the keyboard. You really should listen to him because he does occasionally make sense, and I would really like you to do what he suggests. Of course you may wish to adapt it to for a more public forum, but he probably won’t mind. If he doesn’t understand, then I will just have to explain it him (seems like I am always doing that!). I had to smile at your comment about the two Chapter 3’s. Colin went dashing off to get a copy of the book to check, and what a surprise he got! He muttered something about half a brain, but I have no idea what that was all about. Anyway, I have to go so I will post it now before Colin gets a chance to change anything. Thanks again Tippy. For a human, you’re alright!
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You’re welcome. Alright I’ll think about the Amazon review. I’ll have to rewrite this a bit to make it fit the venue.
Thanks for the kind words, Odessa. But hey, I’m surprised that with all your owl smarts, you didn’t catch the two Part 3’s. Were you just confused about Bob One and Bob Two? It’s okay. Everyone makes mistakes, including owls.
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Hey Tippy … I had to guide them through the whole story. If I had to check everything as well, I may as well have written the thing myself. What a hoot eh! An owl writing her own story!
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It looks like a lot of work went into that book, so best to play a supervisory role. That’s my philosophy when it comes to any kind of work.
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Reminds me of the Car Talk guys with the first, second, and third half of their show.
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When it comes to basic math, there are three types of people. There are those who are very adept, and there are those who have no concept of it at all.
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Yep, that’s me. The third type.
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I am the 4th type.
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Fourth out of three isn’t bad. At least you’re not the fifth type.
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That reminds me of the following:
There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
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Very good. I always thought binary was simply 2 narys … or 1/2 nary, depending on the context. You just never know!
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Yeah, now explain to me what bi-weekly and bi-monthly means. I still can’t figure that out.
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Well that’s not complicated at all. Bi-weekly means either twice a week or every two weeks. Bi-monthly works on the same logic. Context is everything! It’s a bit like a democratic system of government where the citizens get to vote for the most applicable/qualified candidate, and end up with a total egotistical, naive, privileged and clueless leader. It’s a bit like bovine excretions being a fine fertilizer, but who wants bull shit? 🙂
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So, I just schedule 8 or 9 meetings a month on my calendar and cancel the ones that I don’t need.
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See! Told you it wasn’t complicated!
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Heh-heh. Not sure I’d want them working on my car.
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“…the intense labour involved due to….” oooooh yeah….it was so painful, I know!
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“Antagonize each other ..” Noooo….really! 😜
So glad to know that you enjoyed it and even more importantly that we could teach you some lessons through it , for you definitely need all the help you can get! You are welcome. 🙂
I smiled as I read your words about ir being so polished and flowing so smoothly….and then. …yeah, “No comment!”
Thanks for helping to spread the word with your review. Appreciated! Just out of curiosity did you have a favorite story? I am guessing the Unicorn one? A favorite character?
I especially liked your “I had come to know them well and could regard them as my fictional friends…” line. Told ya they had a way of wrapping themselves around your heart. Glad they found yours. 🙂
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My favorite character was Jaxon. He knows magic, and he also knows where all the unicorns are. And yes, the unicorn story is my favorite story. Naturally.
By the way, there is more than one jackalope in this world. Our desert is full of them. We even have a jackalope ranch nearby. They are a very common creature, but they’re difficult to see, because they move very fast.
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Jaxon is a great guy. Very sweet, but has his sly side. A jackalope ranch? I think you should visit and take some pictures. There may be other Jackalopes but they are probably imposters. Jaxon is the original one!
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How about I visit it one day, and send you a picture?
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Gee, what a smart idea that would be. 🙂
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Okay then, I’ll take the picture with my smart phone, smartass.
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LOL! 😛
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I’m on board with all the lessons except “Not everyone likes, nor should eat, a Fluffernutter sandwich.” Next to Reese Cups, fluffernutter is the world’s greatest culinary invention! I’ll keep the Odessa Chronicles in mind when I’m hankering a bit of light reading. 🙂
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I’ve never had one, myself. They seem like they would be very sugary, with a mouthful of cavities in every bite.
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Never had a cavity! Just saying. 🙂
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Do you have teeth?
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I took ‘had’ to mean past tense, in that she still has many, many cavities.
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Oooh you are funny….and Wrong! I never had and I don’t presently have any cavities. There, is that more simple wording, so that you can understand? 🙂
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Play a lot of hockey?
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Nope.
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You’re not playing this game correctly.
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LOL! 😃
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Let me try again.
Yes, I was the star player, but I had all my teeth knocked out, and now have false teeth which is why I have no cavities.
There, is that playing right now?
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Tippy will be pleased with that response.
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Yes he will but I am already thinking I may regret it and if I do, I am going to blame you. 🙂
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I’m always pleased with confessions on the witness stand.
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I wasn’t confessing!
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Sounded like one to me.
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But it wasn’t, sorry, guess you heard one!
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I did.
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Oh my gosh I meant “Wrong”! You heard wrong! Not “one”!
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This sounds like a second confession, to me.
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…mmm…!! There can’t be a second confession when there wasn’t a first one! If you thought there was a first confession, remember that is Jason’s fault!
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I’ve gotta give him credit. Jason is quite clever for adducing that confession from you.
So, there was a Confession One and a Confession Two. Put them together and we have three confessions. Or twelve, depending on how you do the math.
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Yes, he is clever and sly like Jaxon.
Oh gosh! I went from 1 confession to 12!
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I’m proud of you, Jason. You’re a regular Perry Mason.
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Do you solemnly swear this?
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Yes, I solemnly swear. So now do you believe me?
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No. No after you confessed.
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…mmm. .!
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She’s very tricky in the way she words things, isn’t she?
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I am thinking its more that some people are tricky in the way they interpret things. 🙂
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Right. And then you confessed.
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I didn’t confess!
Its all Jason’s fault!
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Mmmhmm. Guilty. Take her away.
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Go ahead , take me away and send me to the beach! I will serve my time there. 🙂
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At least you can’t starve to death at the beach. Because of all the sand, which is there.
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I think I will just fast for a few days, I mean after all how long can the sentence be!
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Come to think of it, there’s no crime for having false teeth. But if it makes it difficult to chew, then maybe fasting, or relying on a diet of milkshakes, might be best for you.
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Well milkshakes are good, but I see that I must point out once again that I don’t have false teeth! Perhaps me telling you again will make it sink in this time. 🙂
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False teeth are nothing to be ashamed of. My grandma had false teeth.
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If it is anything like your sentences … very long, due to lack of punctuation. It will also be filled with errors but, look on the bright side, you might get to share a cell with Anna, or even a chicken!
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Haha!
But….I will not share a cell with Anna. I am at the beach, remember. Wide, open space. Just me and the waves, thinking of how I have been falsely accused.
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Yes!
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Yes, or yeth?
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YeS!
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Wow, those false teeth work pretty good.
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Yes! Someone that agrees with me about Fluffer Nutters being good! And they thought I was just an odd one! Thanks Joan! 🙂
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I was a fluffernutter virgin until I was 35. Had my first one in Maine. Apparently, they were not a “thing” here in Ohio.
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So life got a little sweeter when you turned 35. 🙂
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Please excuse this intrusion by a mere follower and a nonmember of Blogdom’s finest bloggers. Considering that you closely perused the entire book, undoubtedly you must have read the Acknowledgments found at the end. An original tester, as noted there, prior to The Odessa Chronicles being published was my darling Grandson, Benjamin. Now 6 years old, he was a mere 4 years of age when I first began reading the stories to him. At that time I would condense the writing to fit his understanding and to maintain his attention. Over time this became unnecessary. Benjamin’s favorite character is Jaxon and he was ecstatic when Colin sent a stuffed Jackalope for his very own. The Odessa Chronicles and Jaxon have visited both preschools and most recently Benjamin’s kindergarten classroom. It is a source of pride to him that each of his teachers read stories from Benjamin’s book to his classmates. I enjoyed your review of this marvelous book and agree that it should be shared. I must admit that never during the reading of Odessa’s Journey had I noticed that there are two Part 3’s. That could be due to Part 3-A being several pages long. Thank-you! P.S. I’m not sure if the wee blue character will remain after I press post comment, but I do hope so!
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No intrusion at all. Everyone is welcome to post comments on my blog. That’s great that your grandson got so much enjoyment from the book. I can see how children would love a book like this, with talking animals that pull pranks and learn life lessons. And my favorite character is Jaxon, also.
I read slowly, so maybe that’s how I was able to catch the Part 3 glitch. For the most part the book seemed flawless, which was a little disappointing for me, as I like any excuse to poke fun at my blogging buddies, Carolyn and Colin. 🙂
Thanks for your comment, and you’re welcome to drop in any time.
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LOL! Sorry about the disappointment, but pretty confident you will not run out of excuses to poke fun…..I mean with Colin, its just so easy, eh! 😄
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It is easy. And Colin helps me find ways to poke fun at you. For instance, if it wasn’t for him I’d never have seen those secret emails.
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“Very funny”….oh yes, those mysterious emails! You are talking about the ones he posted on your blog, right??
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I think so.
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You think?? Yeah, for the sake of my curiosity I will take that as a yes! But…..
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But what?
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Just my overactive imagination, LOL! Probably better for me not to ask, because its just gives you guys a chance to make the wheels turn even more!
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Heh-heh, I guess you’re onto us. Even now we’re rubbing our hands together, waiting for an opportunity. It’s so much fun.
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…mmm…!! I…yeah I am going to go to bed now, and will have forgotten these past couple comments by morning!
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Goodnight! 🙂
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And perhaps this is why certain elves at the North Pole and certain bumbling detectives, find themselves in so many mishaps at times.
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I’m sorry. I think I’ll be good from now on. I want my characters to get better treatment in your stories. Please accept my sincere apologies. 👼
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LOL!! Yeah, I really feel your “sincerity” It wouldn’t feel normal if you were good all of a sudden, plus its fun to have my characters get in mishaps. 😛
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But wouldn’t it be funny if you portrayed me as a perfect angel in your next story, while everyone else gets into trouble?
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A perfect angel?? I don’t think my imagination is good enough to portray you as that! 😂
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If I said you have real teeth, would you be willing to imagineer my good angel side?
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By the way, as an example of my perfect angelhood, I wrote a review of your book, for Amazon. It’s still being processed, but will probably appear in a few days. And don’t worry, I didn’t mention your false teeth in the review.
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Thanks TG – The Review for amazon is really appreciated. 🙂
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You’re welcome. My pleasure.
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🙂
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Due to Tippy being so kind as to let a review, he aaked for a story where mishaps happen to his friends and not to Snowball. Well I always aim to please, so just remember it was Tippy’s request. 🙂
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This looks like boilerplate language. Are you going to tell everyone?
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Okay so I have to ask, what exactly is “boilerplate language”?
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It’s standard language, such as what you may find in a form letter. It’s also loud cursing, which you hear when someone removes a hot plate from a boiler, without gloves.
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By the way, I sent you an email.
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Due to this kind gesture I will see what I can do about not letting any trouble befall you in the next Northpole or Frank and George adventure. Letting it happen to the others instead.
Thank You for the review. You and Colin have taught me on numerous occasions the importance of that phrase.
For this occasion my “Thank You” is sincere. 🙂
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Heh-heh. Good. Now I can’t wait to see what happens to those other guys.
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LOL!
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I should point out one thing though.
Remember the story of Colin and I visiting the farm? I know you do, for you cautioned me about my driving. Well…you may recall that in the story Colin told of how I sometimes can do things without knowing what I am doing. Sooo…..being that I am so used to having trouble befall your character, I may just do it again without knowing what I am doing. 😊
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Darn. Well, I hope a gate or tree doesn’t leap out of nowhere and attack me.
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I will probably let that happen to Jinx. 😄
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Sound great. That would never happen to Snowball.
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Its posted 🙂
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I read it. No comment.
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But how can you say “No comment”? Isnt that a comment?
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Hmm, why yes it is.
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Well Tippy you outdid yourself. This morning I saw the review you left on Amazon and I was left speechless at the end when you compared it to 2 of my favorite books as a child. 🙂 Usually when I am left speechless by your words, its for a very different reason. LOL!
Thank you very much!
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You’re welcome. And I meant my words. I’ve read Wind in the Willows, and when I was a kid, my sister read Charlotte’s Web to me. I was fascinated with the book, but never actually read it myself. I think kids would find The Odessa Chronicles as fascinating as both those books.
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You started out my day on a very bright note!
Charlotte is the ONLY spider that ever felt a fondness for, LOL! Though I still didn’t like to watch her crawling around in her web on the video.
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I’m with you on spiders. They belong outside and away from the house.
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Reblogged this on Nuggets of Gold and commented:
A good blogger friend posted this review of “The Odessa Chronicles” on his blog and I wanted to share it with all of you. For though I may have been shaking my head and laughing at some of his words in the beginning, the more I read the more smiles that filled my heart. In the detailed review he shares how he thought “The Odessa Chronicles”was just for kids, but … he found out differently! Enjoy and perhaps his review will entice you to give it a try! Thanks again Tippy, for bringing smiles to Colin and I.
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I usually read all the comments before responding but . . . NO.
Not today.
I’m too busy doing nothing to read through this lengthy comment thread.
Stay well. Stay safe. Keep smiling!
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LOL! Yes, this did get a tad lengthy didn’t it. But I don’t think its the lengthiest one on his blog, 🙂
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Nope, not by far.
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Haha! I was right. Ok recordkeeper, what is the longest one?
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I don’t know, but maybe that time when you won the Queen of Spam award.
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Ha Ha! Oh yes, that most coveted award!
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I don’t blame you, we’re kind of gabby over here. It’s fun, but it sure can get tiring at times.
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I’ve been under the misapprehension that Unicorns tended toward taciturn. 😛
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Only the wise and somber ones. Some unicorns are foolish and carefree, and will talk your ears off.
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