This is Part 9 of a 17-part series. Forgot what happened in the last part? So did I. Okay, just follow this link, and you can get yourself up-to-date.
To start at the beginning, follow this link.
Murder and Deceit at Mission San Rafael
It didn’t take long for Commandante General Jose Castro to learn of the taking of the government’s horses, the capture of Sonoma, and the imprisonment of Mexican officers at Sutter’s Fort. And all of this really chapped his hide. He quickly organized a group of 50-60 militia.
He put Captain Joaquin de la Torre in charge of this militia, with orders to recapture the Alamo. Oops, I mean Sonoma. Torre led his forces north to San Pablo, and then across a narrow, three mile strait of the San Francisco bay, to Point San Quentin. San Quentin was just a few miles from the former Mission San Rafael. And it was about 30 miles by road from the Bears’ headquarters at Mission Sonoma.
They arrived at San Quentin on June 23, 1846. On June 27, 100 more men arrived at San Pablo, and waited to be brought over by boat to join Torre. Things were looking ominous for the Bear Flaggers.
But Fremont learned about General Castro’s preparation for an attack on Sonoma about the same time that he received the note from Ford requesting reinforcements. Hmm, all of this was reminding him of some other place. Ah yes, the Alamo. So on June 23, the same day Torre landed at San Quentin, Fremont left Sutter’s Fort for Sonoma, with 90 men.
He also wrote a letter of resignation from the Army and sent it to his father-in-law, Senator Thomas Hart Benton, in case the government should disavow his action. Yep, Fremont was a real genius at covering his tracks.
They arrived at Sonoma on June 25th and then quickly headed south to San Rafael, to make battle with Torre’s Californios. But when they arrived at San Rafael, the Californios had vanished. So they set up camp at the mission and sent out scouting parties.
On June 28, Fremont’s forces spotted a small boat coming across the bay. Fremont sent Kit Carson and two others to intercept it. The boat dropped three men off at the shore. They were the twin brothers, Francisco and Ramon de Haro, and their uncle Jose de la Reyes Berreyesa. Their intention was to travel on foot to Sonoma to inquire about the welfare of some of their relatives, who had been taken prisoner by the Bear Flaggers.

Mug shot of Kit Carson.
They came in peace, and were unarmed. But all three were shot and killed by Kit Carson and his men.
This triple-murder became an issue in Fremont’s 1856 presidential campaign. Partisan newspapers told conflicting stories. The MSNBC Mouthpiece Mumbler blamed the candidate, while the FOX Folderol Fanfaronade exonerated him. Nonetheless, it tarnished Fremont’s image and contributed to his defeat.
Meanwhile, Captain de la Torre had his balls caught in a wringer. He had not expected Fremont to show up. And he realized he was now vastly outgunned by a superior fighting force. And now here he was, hiding from Fremont’s scouts, just a few miles away from Mission San Rafael. He was backed up against the bay, and had to figure out a way to get back across the water to San Pablo without being massacred, the way Fremont had massacred those Wintu Indians.
But Torre was good at thinking fast. He concocted a deceitful, and potentially deadly ruse. He arranged for two letters to be intercepted, one by Fremont’s forces, and one by the Bear Flagger’s forces in Sonoma. These letters indicated that Torre planned to attack Sonoma on June 29th.
As soon as Fremont saw the letter, he felt startled, and knew he had to make a quick decision. But unlike Torre’s quick thinking, his quick thinking wasn’t very clever. In fact, it was nearly fatal. He absquatulated and headed posthaste back to Sonoma.
Unbeknownst to him, Sonoma had also intercepted a similar letter. They were waiting with cannons readied, guns cocked, and all men armed for bear. Or armed like the Bears they were. Because even in those days, Americans valued the right to arm Bears.
When they spotted Fremont’s men approaching, the jittery Bears almost mistook them for the enemy, and nearly opened fire. Fortunately, Stuttering Zeke was in command, and was unable to complete the order to, “F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-i-i-i-i-r-r-r-e!” before someone recognized Fremont.
Fremont realized he’d been tricked. He ate a quick breakfast of two Egg McMuffins and small order of hash browns, then immediately hurried his men the 25 to 30 miles of trail back to San Rafael. But it was too late. Torre and his men had already escaped by boat across the bay to San Pablo.
Come on back in a few days, for Part 10: A Revolting End.
Categories: Series (History): Conquering California
Well really glad that MSNBC helped Freemont not be elected!
But wait I thought you said that it was murder by coffee??
Another intriguing post of unpleasant facts mixed with humor. Good job! 😉
🍏🍏🍏
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I think Kit Carson and his men murdered the trio with coffee bean guns. If a coffee bean is shot hard enough to penetrate the skin, it will poison the blood and kill instantly. Especially if it’s instant coffee beans.
Thanks for the delicious apples. What a golden gift.
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McDonald’s hash browns are a poor way to prepare for battle. You should turn this into a book.
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I’ve been tempted to convert this into a mini-book. Maybe I’ll publish it with a Creative Commons license.
For some reason, I seem to be getting myself back into a book writing mood, after many years of laying off that unprofitable enterprise.
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When you have the urge to write, you just do it! You profit off the pleasure it gives you. 🙂 But yes I do like the idea of turning this into a book!
I had left a comment before, but apparently it disappeared, maybe I forgot to push “send”. Yesterday I had the same thing happen in a reply I made to Colin’s comment. I told him either it magically disappeared or I am just going crazy!
Anyway, you did another great job of weaving humor into unpleasant facts! I thought though that coffee was the murder weapon??! 🙂
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So, I profit off the pleasure? Okay, but does this profit arrive in my bank account via direct deposit? Because I sure haven’t found any checks in the mail.
I think WP must have you figured out. They now know you are quite the mad spammer, and they’re doing their best to protect us from you.
Thanks. I try to add a spoonful of silly string for every unpleasant fact found in my posts. I hope it helps make the unpleasant facts easier to swallow.
Who needs to commit murder by coffee? Just wait around long enough, and your foes will commit suicide, by drinking it.
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Just keep watching the mail, never know when the check may come!
“To protect us from you…” “very funny!”
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Yep, this is in the spam bin. I don’t know what the heck is going on. Must have something to do with Askismet.
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Well they say the 3rd time is the charm, so we will see! I have left 2 comments on here and none have shown up?? Either your spam filter is malfunctioning or it just doesn’t like me, or I am just going crazy???
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It can’t be the last option, because you are already there. It can’t be the first option, because nobody else’s comments are being filtered out. Gotta be that WP just doesn’t like you. It must be all those apples you keep giving me. No one likes a toady.
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…..mmmm…!!
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I think I’m going to have to start checking my spam filter on a regular basis, until this problem goes away. The only thing worse than spam is fake spam. I wish you’d stop sending me fake spam.
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Yup its official WP doesn’t like me!
Sheesh! When I TRIED sending you Spam it kept passing it through and just sending Colin’s spam to the dungeon!
I think there is a conspiracy! Gibber needs to comment, see if hers goes to SPAM.
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I doubt Gibber’s will go to spam. I think it’s official. You are the Spam Queen. 👸
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I see Nancy’s comments didn’t go to Spam. Yup, it’s officially a conspiracy!
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There’s no collusion. I repeat. No collusion. This is all a big witch hunt.
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🙄🙄 no witches here I am an 😇
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Gah. Why didn’t my spam filter catch this?
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Haha! At last! Obviously it knows when something is very true and not spam!!
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No, this spam filter has been acting up for awhile. I think it needs a swift kick.
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“Things were looking ominous for the Bear Flaggers.” ~> Wait! Don’t you mean the Flag Bearers? 😛
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Hmm, maybe I lot a gittle dyslexic.
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“Because even in those days, Americans valued the right to arm Bears.” ~> Wait just a minute . . . don’t you mean the right to bare arms?
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Only if you wear sunscreen.
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That makes cents!
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Sigh. Three more senseless murders. This story is depressing.
Even though I know how this ends and Fremont and his band of criminals (because, yes, that’s what they are) prevail, I really want to see his ass kicked.
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Me too!!
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How about if I hold him down, while you slap him around a little?
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I don’t consider myself a violent person and yet my first thought was ‘can I use a shovel when I slap him?’
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I had to laugh at this. I am not a violent person either but I have a shovel you can use.
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I’m sure you do have a shovel. Which one from your vast collection will you loan out?
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Well not the Gold one for sure! That’s too good of one! LOL!
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Sure. I have a flathead shovel that will work very well. But the one who always has the best shovel is Carolyn (joyroses13).
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Yeah I see that your shovel is getting some use today!
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Well, yeah, I’m trying to dig my way out of this spam hole I got myself into. But I blame WP. Their crazy Shift+S shortcut needs a redesign, I think.
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Oooh the hole is deep! Just saying…
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I know. I’m almost down to your level.
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“Very funnny!”
You are probably well aware that this title you bestowed upon me will probably come back to haunt me!
The dethroned King may be silent now but don’t be fooled! There will be a day where I will pay for “stealing” the crown!
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Oh heck, he’s harmless. Just muster up your finest English skills, and I’m sure you’ll win any debate he starts with you.
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Sorry, not drinking from the mug of gullibility today!
You may not have been around to see the “cute Dalmatian” but you know enough from what you have seen to know how the “debates” typically turn out. Perhaps you need to take a look at your Magic Chocolate Balls post again to help your obvious messed up memory! Have you forgotten the “story emails” already?☺️
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Heh-heh. Perhaps I was trying to lure you into a false sense of security. How about this: just don’t mention to Colin that you are now Queen Spam. Let him go on thinking he’s still the royal king, and he’ll never be the wiser.
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Oh that is real funny! Yeah that sounds like a “great” plan! There is only one teeny problem!
It just may be that there was a certain blog post that you posted today which he just may have seen, being that he “liked” the post! 😛
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Yeah, but he’s old, like me. He’ll forget. Just don’t remind him.
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Haha! Yeah go ahead keep trying to dig yourself out, it’s not working!
He will forget you say……Hmmm…..remember my Spaceship story post?
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Umm, let’s see . . . spaceship story post . . . (scratching my head) . . . yeah . . . sure . . .
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Yeah I think you do, your memory isn’t quite that bad yet! LOL!
Let’s just say that the pic of the confetti was not just a random pic. It was of my living room floor and there may be a story behind the mini spaceships!
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Oh, I thought that’s what you were talking about. Yes, yes, the spaceship story. There’s no way I could ever forget it. So when do we hear the story behind the mini spaceships?
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Perhaps I already shared the story …. check your email. 🙂
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Got it. Sent a reply.
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And now you know the story! 🙂
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I’ll never forget it.
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Haha! Just don’t make me regret telling it! 😉
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Sad to say, it’s pretty amazing what some people have gotten away with. But it’s a long table that turns, and Fremont has a lot of life ahead of him, at this point.
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Damn. This guy is bad news.
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He ate McDonald’s? Sure hope he had a coffee with that.
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He was in a hurry and had no time for a sit-down meal, such as Denny’s. And yes, he had coffee. He was addicted, and addicted people can’t murder others effectively without coffee.
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Phew dodged a bullet there..
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