Revenge through plumbing — Updated

Today I thought we’d take a break from all my history crap, with a look at some other crap. This is a reblog of a post from the hilarious, though vile and vulgar, kieranbullshit.com blog. He originally posted this article about a sewer fountain in Arizona, a year ago. But today he has provided us with an update that could be helpful while planning a summer vacation . . .

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There is a town outside Phoenix founded on shit and piss.  If you can’t stand the people who put the orange Putin Puppet in power, you should go there on July 1.

Usually people put the sewage plant far out of town. Not Fountain Hills, Az. There was no natural reason for this town to exist. So they put the sewey plant 700 yards from “downtown,” poured a concrete “piss pond”, and hooked up 3 massive diesel pumps.

They blasted their own sewer water 600 ft in the air to create America’s tallest fountain. 600,000 people a year come from all over the world to see the fountain ejaculate strained shit for 15 minutes every hour on the hour. It’s fucking impressive.

The piss pond is in the middle of “downtown” and they named the town after the Fountain.

They built expensive custom homes in gated communities, and Republicans from…

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15 comments

  • makes me wish i was
    still a resident of az,
    almost 🙂

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  • Eeeew. This reminded me of the Cali Amtrak festival… once a year, festival-goers gather at the side of the tracks and “moon” the train as it goes by. It’s a big event, with cotton candy, elephant ears, carnival rides, the works. How bored do people have to be to congregate for the purpose of mooning train riders? Or stand around watching a piss geyser in Arizona in 105 degree heat? Is it any wonder our country is in the state it’s in? I’m not sure I’d eat at that nearby restaurant. If shit particles launched by a low-flow toilet can land on your toothbrush, those rocketed into the air by a geyser might make it onto your plate. 🙂

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    • I guess in our country we’ll come up with any excuse for a party, even a giant toilet geyser. But just think, next year you could get a chance to literally shit on Trump, if he pays this place another visit on his campaign trail. Maybe you could cover your plate with a large napkin.

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  • Thanks for the reblog — I never thought of it as vacation planning… but yes it’s always best to plan ahead. You need to know where to “go” when on vacation…

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    • You’re welcome. I’m slowly making my way through your blog. I can’t believe I’m the first to “like” your early posts. Your writing is 100% golden bullshit, in my view. Funny as hell.

      I always leave from reading your posts with a big smile on my face, at least for a few minutes. At least until the realities of life hit me, and wipe it back off. So thanks for the great writing.

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      • Thanks much. Been reading your California series. Learning a lot. Can’t get the fucking like button to work in the browser. I’ll have to take a spin through the other categories when I can…

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        • That’s a problem a lot of my followers have. They can’t get the fucking like button to work. I’m thinking of preambling my posts with instructions on how to effectively engage that tricky button.

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  • Thanks for sharing this post. I’ve been reading through some of his posts and getting a great laugh. omg – he is hilarious!

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  • Thanks again… Now stop it or the embarrassment will kill me.

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