This is Part 2 of a 17-part series. If you’ve already forgotten what happened in the last part, you can follow this link, and get yourself up-to-date.
ALTA CALIFORNIA
The Bear Flag Revolt roared through California 173 years ago, this month. But to understand why all those Bears were so revolting, it helps to go back to when the Mexicans were revolting. That began 209 years ago, in the year 1810.
They fought for 11 bloody years against Spain, and in 1821, finally won their independence. Mexico became a brand new country, stretching from the current Oregon border, all the way south to Central America.
That’s a mighty long spread. It’s about 2,700 miles, as the buzzard flies.
Their most northern territory was Alta California. Alta, by the way, means Upper. There was also a Baja California, and Baja means Lower. The separation point between the two Californias was right around where it’s at today, at the current international border, between San Diego and Tijuana.
At that time, Alta California covered a huge-assed amount of territory. It consisted of what are now the states of California, Nevada, Utah, much of Arizona, and parts of New Mexico, Colorado, and Wyoming. Yeah, it was even bigger than Texas. So take that, Texas.

The boundaries of Alta California and other Mexican territories, states, and claimed lands, in 1842. At this time, Mexico still had not given up on Texas, and this would help spark the Mexican-American War, that began in 1846.
But most of this humongous territory was unoccupied, except by Native Americans. The Mexican inhabitants were known as Californios. And almost all the Californios lived west of the Sierra Nevadas and Colorado River, in what is now the state of California.
Did Mexico appreciate owning this vast amount of real estate? Not hardly. Mexico’s capitol, Mexico City, was over 1,800 miles away from Alta California’s traditional capitol of Monterey. And the Mexican government was bogged down in all kinds of political intrigue. They didn’t have the time, attention span, or political will to bother themselves much with their faraway land up north.
Alta California was like a latchkey kid that had to fend for itself and survive independently, the best it could. This allowed it to evolve into a semi-autonomous region, where local rule prevailed over federal rule. Californios became frustrated with Mexico City. They even debated as to whether they should remain with Mexico, seek independence, or allow Great Britain, France, or the United States to annex them.
Oh sure, sometimes the politicians down south would pay token attention to their lonely child up north. Like a parent who hollers from another room, the central government in Mexico City would issue edicts to Alta California. And like a passive-aggressive child who hollers back reassurances of cooperation, these edicts were acknowledged by Californios and supported with public proclamations.
But they only enforced the edicts they liked.
Finally, in 1842, the central government decided that Alta California was becoming too upstart and independent. So they appointed a tin god named Manuel Micheltorena to be the new governor. And they recruited a small army of thugs to go up there with him, and show those recalcitrant Californios a thing or two.
This army consisted of men who’d been convicted of crimes and given a choice of going to jail, or going up north to help the new governor. They were derisively referred to as cholos.
The cholos enabled Micheltorena to travel to Alto California with all the swagger and pride of a gangster. When he arrived and assumed the governorship, the only pay he gave the cholos was what they could rob from the citizens.
And so a reign of terror descended upon the Californios, as the cholos raped and pillaged and ravaged the countryside, all under the approval and supervision of the new governor.
By 1845, the Californios had enough. They formed a militia and fought back, and in the Battle of Providencia, forced Micheltorena and his thugs to flee back to Mexico City.
The victorious militia decided they weren’t going to accept anymore governors appointed by Mexico City. Instead, they replaced Micheltorena with two Californio governors they appointed themselves.
Pio Pico was to govern southern Alta California. He made his capitol The Town of Our Lady the Queen of Angels of the Porciuncula River. And if that sounds like a mouthful to you, then just call it Los Angeles. Or, even better, call it L.A.
Commandante General Jose Castro was to govern northern Alta California, with headquarters near Alta California’s traditional capitol of Monterey.
The naming of their own governors was a big event in Alta California. And Mexico City wisely gave in, shrugged their shoulders, and decided to support it.
Come on back in a few days, for Part 3: Polk Salad.
Categories: Series (History): Conquering California
Politics really hasn’t changed much has it! 🙂
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I guess not. There’s always been tension between central and local governments, in just about every country.
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Probably a natural bi-product of our species and governing system, in that only those with a need for authority (necessary to achieve any political success) are likely to seek a political career. Given that personality type, there will always be friction between the “We have the authority” and the “We make our own decisions” factions.
This reminds me of the standard conflict with everybody wanting the law enforcement agencies to do their job, and wanting the necessary legislation to protect all aspects of our lives … and yet “Nobody’s going to tell me what I can and cannot do!” We’re an incongruous species. 🙂
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Maybe we just want to tell everyone else what to do, without being told ourselves what to do. And this aspect of our nature is probably what leads to most of our conflicts.
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This pretty much describes how toddlers think and I agree it’s what leads to alot of problems! We also have the biggest “toddler” living in the White House!
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You think like the Brits. Have you seen their big balloon that looks like Baby Trump? They love to put that balloon in the air whenever Trump visits London.
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Yes I saw that, the perfect balloon! The only thing is that even though toddlers can definitely have times of attitude problems and of throwing fits, they can also be sweet and lovable! Then you have Trump who ….well I should probably get back to vacation mode , thinking about pleasant things! LOL!
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Yes, leave Trump back east and enjoy your vacation. But while out sightseeing, if you happen upon a screaming, fit-throwing toddler, and no one is looking, you might consider giving it a swift kick in the hindquarters.
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I will enjoy it and here is your 2nd apple that you said I should give you every day of “school’ ,so that I can be a good student! 🙂
🍎
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Thanks again. I’ll slice this one first, and check for those pesky worms.
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You are welcome and yeah slicing it first may be smart, but I tried to pick a better apple this time , so it should be okay!
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Okay then. You’ll get a multiple-choice test. But I’m not quite ready to go with the true/false scheme.
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Aww c’mon with true and false I at least have a 50 percent chance of being correct!
But hey, I was very good at History in school so I will ace any test. 🙂
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So I have a ringer in my class, eh? So you’re a smart-alecky one, huh? Well then my little toady, you should do well under Professor Gnu’s tutoring. As long as you keep those apples coming.
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“Little toady..” …mmm..! Ummm…. in spite of that name the apples will keep coming as long as the lessons do!
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That’s a good little . . . uh . . . never mind.
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“Ha Ha!”
Smart of you to stop where did! Of course you could have just stopped at the “good..” part.
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I could have. I guess “little” is a hard word to avoid when I talk to you.
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“No comment!” 🙂
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You got it!
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Government sanctioned raping and pillaging …. hmmm …. sounds so familiar. The age old strategy of management by fear. That always ends well 🙄
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I seem to have run across that age old strategy myself, a few times, when I was a union steward. I think it’s laziness. Some managers don’t want to make the effort to improve communication and truly understand those they supervise. That’s too much work. It’s easier to just assert authority, and threaten and intimidate.
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Sadly, I think we’ve all encountered that kind of manager at some point in our lives.
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very historical!
i can only imagine how pristine
some places still looked
back then 🙂
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indeed.
after conquest
came condominiums
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Your spell-check is going to love this series ~> e.g. California vs. Californio
Good luck getting it to toe the line!
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I think I had to educate my word processor, by adding that word to the dictionary. I may have had to add a few other Spanish words as well. I think now I have a bilingual word processor.
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Informative and entertaining. Good read. I look forward to more
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Thanks.
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Awesome series… A little related to my history of Phoenix https://kieranbullshit.com/2019/02/12/a-history-of-phoenix/… And Tucson: https://kieranbullshit.com/2019/01/24/a-history-of-tucson/
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Looks interesting. But this old man is tired tonight, and it’s time to hit the hay before my forehead hits the keyboard. But I’m making a note to read those posts.
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Ah! I suddenly understand why the three girls with no eyebrows and too much makeup that beat the living shit out of me in high school (just north of Monterey) referred to themselves as “cholas”. God, that hurt…
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Damn, that doesn’t sound like a fair fight, 3 against 1. I’ll bet it did hurt. So, were they pissed because they wanted California returned to Mexico?
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Naw… I was just trying to get them to stop harassing a developmentally disabled girl in a remote part of school. I guess that in that regard, it worked. I ended up taking a few kicks after going down… bruises in the shape of shoe-prints and a couple of cracked posterior ribs. Underestimation of not losing face in front of your peers, I guess.
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Damn, that sound painful. At least the poor dd girl had someone sticking up for her. You must have attended a rough school when you were growing up.
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Seem to occasionally attract trouble…
luminousaether.wordpress[DOT]com/2016/10/29/bullies/
(“[DOT]” thing)
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