Yesterday we played the Silly Spam Game. I challenged my followers who were pre-approved commenters to make silly comments that my spam filter might catch. Thank you to all who tried their hand at spamming. Unfortunately, only one succeeded.
Colin, from A Dog’s Life? (Stories of me and him) created the perfect mix of spam, with a comment that looked sort of like something from a mad Russian hacker. And my spam filter grabbed that comment and stuffed it deep into its hidden spam dungeon.
Colin is King Spam!
And so, Colin, you are the winner. Today I crown you King Spam.
Ta-ta-da-dahhh!
A runner-up who I think merits mention is the Nowhere Tribune. He created a comment that consisted of three successive links to his blog. My spam filter didn’t quite stop it, but I did have to approve his comment before it would appear.
And so, Nowhere Tribune, you came in second. I crown you Viceroy of Spam.
Ta-dahhh!
Joyroses13, nrhatch, and Gibber, thanks for trying so hard. But it looks like you’ll have to eat more spam to improve your spamming skills.
And me too, because try as I may, I couldn’t even spam myself.
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Chasing Unicorns 
I shall do my best to deal with the disappointment of not winning your impromptu contest.
It helps that King Spam is NOT a monetized title or award. 😛
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Money? Oh heck no. Spam is one thing I doubt I’d every buy.
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I’ll take Viceroy of Spam and wear it proudly!
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Congratulations. Just don’t let it go to your head.
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The King of Spam must be still writing his acceptance speech. Hopefully he remembers give thanks to all who helped him achieve this crowning moment!
Congrats to the Viceroy of Spam!
I will be like Nancy and try to handle the disappointment, will just crawl back into the little corner of my hole and mope!
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Yes, where is the the king? I suppose we lowly subjects will have to wait, because nobody tells the King of Spam when to make an appearance.
Aww, I’m very sorry you didn’t win. But you did get a mention, and personally I have no problem with everyone getting a trophy. But if you’re not the King of Spam you have to go out and buy your own trophy, at the grocery store.
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That is the question of the day, where oh where be the King? Perhaps he is riding his unicorn?
Thank you for the mention, (I may have learned recently how important it is to say Thank you to some people.) 🙂
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I suspect he celebrated his win by eating a big pile of spam. And now he’s sleeping it off.
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Oh, and I’m also going to say, “You’re welcome”.
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Where is the King of Spam you all ask? Have you checked your spam folders?
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Good idea. I just checked mine. Nope, he’s not there.
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I was on Pinterest looking for something else and this popped up, just had to share it!
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Haha. This must be a new form of birth control.
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LOL!! Shaking my head! Could be. 🙂
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Ещё одно фото, наделавшее много шума. Эта девочка как-то не естественно отодвинула или приподняла рукой шортики
фота ебли с гимнаской смотреть, откровенное фото смотреть анальный фистинг с голой гимнасткой
http://pornoya24.ru/
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Sorry, your majesty, but this one was not flagged by the spam filter. Also, we need a translator. We cannot read spammese.
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WP is very strange. That was taken from my Spam folder. I believe it is promoting a porn site!
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Thank you for that message, Someone. I think I will have to present it to our all-knowing King Spam, and ask him to solve this mystery for us.
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I totally agree, WP is very strange! I was taking things from my spam folder and it totally passed through the spam filter yesterday. Plus you are showing up as a Dinosaur Man again!
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And I thought I was the only one who didn’t speak English. Apparently you have a second language too!
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Yeah, he speaks Spammese.
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What? I missed the spam contest?!
Oh well, I probably would have sucked at it anyway 😏
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But that’s the beauty of the spam contest. The more your comment sucks, the better the chance it will be flagged as spam. Just think, you could have been Queen Spam.
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Now I feel a challenge coming on 😉
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Yes, I agree, Tippy has some thinking to do!
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Tippy’s brain has run out of fuel.
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Well it better refuel! I am thinking a nice long nap will help that!
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Great idea!!! 🙂
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Yes, considering your last 2 comments, I think it would be a great idea! 🙂
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Don’t worry, I apparently can send spam just fine when I don’t intend to, but when I try…. NOPE! All my tries failed yesterday. Tippy just needs to run a different kind of contest now, perhaps we will have a chance then.
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Got any suggestions?
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I am thinking …. 🙂
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You’re thinking? Really? No kidding? You mean … like … having a thought?
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Ummm…..yes, that is what thinking generally means. Would you like me to explain in greater detail being that you appear confused? 🙂
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No confusion here as I know exactly thinking means … but do you? 🙂
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Yes, I do! 🙂 Guess that question is solved for you, eh!
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Wi awl need mour cofeee
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Are you trying to dethrone King Spam, with that crazy coffee talk?
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Yes
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Oh and congrats to the winners! Enjoy your crappy Spam. lol
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Sounds like somebody is a sore loser.
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LOL
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They can enjoy their spam, you have your nachos, right! I think Tippy should make a contest where Nachos and salsa are the prize! Has your brain re-fueled itself yet Tippy? Or does it take a while to fill that vacant space? 😉
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I’ve decided I don’t want to hold anymore contests, unless everyone can win. Including and especially, me.
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Well gosh, I think you are being a little too humble!
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Did I mention that I am special, and should always get a trophy?
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Oh gosh, I do believe you are digging pretty deep now!
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Sorry to rain on your parade BUT actually it’s me, Gibber, Nancy, Joanne and all the other ladies on your blog that are Special! For don’t you remember that girls are made of Sugar and Spice and everything nice!!!
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Hmm, and I always heard they were made of greasy, grimy gopher guts, chopped, chopped liver meat, and concentrated monkey’s feet.
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Obviously you have them confused with what guys are made of!! …mmm..!!
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Did someone say nacho’s?! I really think someone did. I would so win that contest. I don’t like spam anyway.
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You heard right!! But sorry to pop your balloon, Tippy said there will be no more contests unless he wins because he thinks he is special! Can you believe his audacity?
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No I cannot. We need to impeach him asap. This is ludicrous. Has he been hanging out with Trump? He really needs coffee.
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This is starting to sound like a deep-state conspiracy. I demand an investigation into those who’ve been investigating me.
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Not unless you have a coffee first.
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That is a great question, does make you wonder!! Yes he needs a Coffee IV to get him thinking right again!
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Coffee IV? Wow, the way you guys think comes straight from the skid row of addiction.
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No addicts here, we just are concerned about you!
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Surrrre.
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Maybe even two!
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For his big, I mean special head, you may be right! 🙂
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Uh, I think they stick IVs into arms, not heads.
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Haha! Yes, I know that. Glad you know it too. Perhaps there is hope for you!
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Bahaha! Special head!
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Good one, eh! 🙂
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I almost spit out my tea!
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Haha!! That would have been funny, and Gee, we are thinking alike, for I am drinking tea right now as well!
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Go ahead, spit it out. Tea is poison.
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You Tube material. lol Great minds think or drink alike.
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Yup! 😉
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So she almost saved your life?
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Pffft!
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Well, it is special.
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Oh it’s special alright..
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LOL!! I seriously had almost wrote that!! 😉 😉
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And if you had, it would have been true. In fact, right now I’m feeling so special, I’m going to go out and buy myself a trophy.
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Oh please do, and make sure to take a picture of it to post on here. Tippy’s trophy for being speeeecial! 🙂
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Uh, well, when you put it that way . . .
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Ahhh…now you are catching on! Good boy!
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Good boy? So I really am special.
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Pat, pat, on your head!
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😇
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But I’m not speeeecial.
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Sista’s from anotha motha!
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For sure! 🙂
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Glad you agree.
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Uh huh
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ahhh, spam
ingredients include everything
but the squeal!
does seem silly, except
for the populations that eat so much
that it puts them in the spam folder 🙂
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i wonder if
a squeal
would be caught
by my spam filter
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