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Stolen Quote: Women

I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they’re the first to be rescued off sinking ships. ~ Gilda Radner, Comedienne


That’s why before I board a ship, I first make sure there aren’t many women on it.

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    • And don’t forget the greater longevity. I guess there are advantages and disadvantages to each gender. With my gender we get to make lots of money and engage in world conquests. But we’re not allowed to cry or wear yoga pants. And we can get around the lifeboat issue by flying rather than going on cruises.

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