I’ve taken a few jabs, in the past, at the Catholic missionaries who settled California. That’s because we all know they held natives prisoner in their missions. And they treated them like slaves and made them work the fields, weave baskets, and shine their shoes. And they forced them under penalty of torture to adopt Christianity.
Right?
Ahhhnnnkkk! Wrong answer, according to Catholics.
Catholics have a way of painting halos over the heads of the old missionaries. They point the finger at the conquistadors. It was the fault of the Spanish soldiers, they say. They’re supposedly the ones who exploited the natives and so badly mistreated them.
The priests were actually saints and heros, according to the Catholic Church. They were always intervening, pressuring the soldiers to back off and leave the innocent natives alone.
And there’s some truth to this. It was hard to recruit soldiers for mission-protecting work. As a result, many of the recruits had tainted pasts, and some were even recruited straight out of prisons. The Spanish government often had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find volunteers for such remote frontier work.
These low-life soldiers resented the priests and all their rules, while the priests kept a wary eye on the soldiers. The tension between these two groups could have been sliced with a sword.
And yet the two depended on each other. Four or five soldiers were stationed at every mission. Their job was to drink, wassail, gamble, fornicate, and occasionally defend the mission whenever the natives became hostile. They were scorned by the priests for their debauchery. And in return the soldiers despised the goody two shoes priests, whom they were entrusted to defend.
This dysfunctional relationship existed at every mission, including Mission Santa Ines.
Mission Santa Ines was established in 1804, in the middle of Chumash country, about 10 miles northwest of Mission Santa Barbara. The Chumash tribe was every priest’s dream come true. They were friendly, industrious, and welcoming to the missionaries. And they were always eager to help out these strangers from a foreign land, whom they thought they were hosting.

Danish immigrants settled next to Mission Santa Ines in the early 1900s. They named the town Solvang (meaning “sunny field” in Danish), and they constructed their buildings using authentic Danish architecture. This Danish windmill stands just a few hundred feet from the mission walls. Today Solvang is a major tourist trap destination, attracting a million visitors a year, who enjoy the photogenic buildings and Danish bakeries.
The Chumash were like Li’l Abner’s shmoos. They happily went to work building the mission, an aqueduct system, and agricultural enterprise. Their sacrifices made the mission a rocking success. And so the mission thrived, raising bumper crops, and growing vast herds of livestock.
And that attracted other tribes. Soon the Tulare tribe joined the mission activities. These folks were tough hombres, always making war and causing trouble. But at Mission Santa Ines everyone lived together in peace. It was kum ba yah time.

Mission Santa Ines was named for Saint Agnes. She was a 13-year-old Christian martyr of ancient Rome, who struck men blind when they tried to rape her. I wonder if this is how groping got started.
The priests felt righteous and satisfied. The soldiers were spoiled with abundance, belching, farting, and wallowing about like fat hogs. And the natives learned new ways to support themselves, living off the land.
Perhaps the good harmony continued because the natives were unable to decipher and translate a book one of the priests had sitting around, entitled, “How to Serve Man.” That’s what I suspect, anyway.
But in 1821 the good times went off the rails and tumbled down a rocky arroyo. Mexico won its independence from Spain. And the new Mexican government wasn’t as much into religion as the Spanish Royal Court. They said, “screw the goddamned Catholics,” and cut off support to the California missions.

The front portico of Mission Santa Ines. This mission was one of several that were destroyed by an earthquake in 1812. It was rebuilt in 1817 with thicker walls, in order to pass stricter building codes for earthquake protection.
Now the soldiers were left unchecked by the priests, and unpaychecked by the new government. They had to make a living somehow, so at Mission Santa Ines they began forcing the natives to work long, hard hours without pay, against the wishes of the missionaries. And no one came to their rescue. Not even Zorro.
One day in 1824, a soldier beat a Chumash woman. Or rather, he tried to “encourage” her to work harder. This cowardly act was the last straw. It felt revolting to the natives. And so the Chumash and Tulare tribes did just that. They revolted, and confirmed the soldiers’ beliefs that the natives were, indeed, revolting.
These indigenes were soon joined by Chumash and Tulare natives at nearby Mission Santa Barbara and Mission La Purisima Concepcion. And it became the largest organized uprising during the Spanish and Mexican periods in California. The day of reconciliation had arrived.

The mission fell into ruins after 1824, then restored more than a century later. Except for this column, which shows off the original adobe bricks.
Buildings were burned to the ground, and those that weren’t, were occupied by angry tribe members. They evicted the soldiers, priests, and their family members, forcing them to flee.
But surprisingly, few lives were lost during this revolt. This may be due, in part, to a little native girl named Pasquala.
Pasquala belonged to the Tulare tribe. This young girl got sick one day, from food poisoning. That’s right, even Native Americans occasionally eat the wrong berry or mushroom. She was brought by her loving parents to Mission Santa Ines, and the missionaries kindly helped her recover.

The entrance to the church.
The Tulare tribe didn’t like this. Not one bit. They were already getting tired of the padres, and they wanted to break off the tribe’s friendship. And maybe they were missing all the great fun that comes from making war and causing problems. So they decided to force Pasquala’s parents to return to the tribe.
One day they attacked the mission and killed Pasquala’s father while he was working in the vineyards. Then they kidnapped Pasquala and her mother and hauled them back to the Tulare village some miles away. They must have been rough on the little girl’s mother during all this action, because soon after, she died.
This was at the same time, in 1824, that the great revolt against the missions was fomenting. Pasquala was a nosy little girl, and she overheard her people discussing plans for a much larger attack on Mission Santa Ines.
She’d had enough. They’d killed her parents. And now they were going to kill the very people who saved her life. So as soon as she could, she slipped away from the village and ran back to the mission to warn the padres.

This is what you see after you enter the church. Especially when mass is not being held.
The Padres happened to be playing against the Dodgers at the time, but when Pasquala arrived, looking frantic and disheveled, they dropped their bats and balls and gave her their complete attention.
She cried out, “Padre! Padre! War! War!” She breathlessly warned them about the imminent attack, then collapsed and died from exhaustion.
This was too bad for Pasquala, but just peachy for everyone at the mission. Her warning came just in the nick of time. The padres and soldiers quickly prepared for battle and were able to repel the attack. Had it not been for Pasquala’s warning, the whole mission would have been completely destroyed and everyone inside massacred.

The church altar. Saint Agnes is the large figure at the top. Don’t touch her, guys, or she’ll be the last thing you’ll ever see.
Mission Santa Ines declined rapidly after the revolt of 1824. Most of the natives said, “ah, to hell with it.” They lost their enthusiasm for helping the mission, and few remained to keep it maintained. It soon fell into ruins and became a fixer-upper for the real estate market.
But let’s be fair. And I’ll even eat part of my hat. This was not due to the Catholic priests. It was the fault of the soldiers who mistreated the natives and who sparked the revolt.

Madonna, with baby Jesus, adorns this nook in the church wall.
Okay, I’ll admit it. Perhaps the Catholic Church has been unfairly maligned in the portrayal of their treatment of Native Americans. Perhaps even by me, although it’s not my fault. I must have been drinking at the time I wrote all those mean posts.
It’s a controversial issue, and maybe there’s been hyperbole on both sides. But one thing is certain. At least some of the natives were very impressed with the padres, and treated them with a love and hospitality that was reciprocated. There’s evidence of this. And some of the evidence can be found in the life of a young girl.
A little Tulare child who ran her heart out, named Pasquala.

Pasquala was buried with honors at Mission Santa Ines.
Categories: California Missions
Interesting spin on a little piece of history, and reminded me of a few other nations that have flexed their muscles over the years … like the British in China (just an example). The problem with so many people (including historians), is that they often take a rigid view of a set of circumstances and then condemn the nation/religious order accordingly. Religion has caused many problems (well technically it hasn’t caused any per se because the problem is with the human interpretation of religion … not the religion itself. i.e. The human factor is the problem). So many people expect those with religious beliefs to be perfect, and therefore are very critical when they fall short of some perceived expectations. What has that got to do with your Post? Damned if I know. It’s my keyboard claiming independence I think. 🙂
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I agree with your keyboard. There’s a lot of beauty in religion, but we humans have a way of mucking it up. Then again, we aren’t perfect. If we were, we wouldn’t want religion.
As for me, I’m an atheist. But not a perfect one, because sometimes I say nice things about religion. And I even say things like, “Thank God!” and “Goddamn!” now and then. I hope that, in spite of this, I’ll still be allowed into atheist heaven.
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I will start putting in some good words for you!
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Uh, I hope you understand that if you plan to put in a good word for me, then I have to want you to go there before me.
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No, I don’t have to go before you, I talk to God every day, so will just start putting in some good words now. 🙂
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Oh yeah. Hey, ask Him/Her to send some money my way, also.
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Will you share it with me? 🙂
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Of course. I’ll tithe you 10%.
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Another great history lesson, Tippy.
I agree with your comment about hyperbole on both sides. I’m certainly not one to actively defend any religion, but I will acknowledge they do good … in addition to the bad. But then again, don’t we all?
As usual, great photos. I like the line of columns at Mission Santa Ines, but the windmill is my favourite. It’s a windmill. What’s not to love? It must be my Dutch heritage 🙂
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Thanks. Yes it is a beautiful windmill. But it’s not Dutch, it’s Danish. I guess they have windmills, too. To add to the confusion, they even sell wooden shoes at some of the souvenir shops in Solvang. So I guess the Danish had wooden shoes, also. I’m wondering if there’s such a thing as a Dutch pastry.
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Yes, I learned all about Scandinavian windmills when we visited a few years ago. The Dutch side of me felt completely at home there … although they had some interesting variations.
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What about the English windmills? They even do pastry as well (the English … not the windmills).
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I’ve never lived in England, but I’ve always heard that English cooking is the worst. Apparently, everything is boiled beyond taste and recognition. Boiled English pastry doesn’t sound very appetizing to me, so I think I’ll stick with Danish pastries.
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Loved your sum up:
“At least some of the natives were very impressed with the padres, and treated them with a love and hospitality that was reciprocated. There’s evidence of this. And some of the evidence can be found in the life of a young girl.
“A little Tulare child who ran her heart out, named Pasquala.”
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Thanks. I’m glad it resonated for you.
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You’ve been listening to the French BS about cooking! Michael Caine gave a brief talk about English cooking as compared to the French, and he made an excellent point. English cooking does not typically go berserk with sauces and spices. When you are served an English meal, you will taste exactly what it is. With a French serving, the dressings disguise the presentation and, as I tend to think, you have no idea what you are eating. Of course there are good and bad cooks/chefs, but English pub food is one of my favourites (with an English beer or two helps)! 🙂
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A few present & past British favorites:
Shepherd’s Pie
Bangers & Mash
Mince over mashed patties
Scones
Shortbread
Fish & Chips
Colcannon
Yorkshire Pudding
Plum Pudding
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Shepherds Pie leaves me with images of meadow muffins. I’m sorry, but Bangers & Mash sounds perverted. What the hell are scones? Colcannon sounds like something hard enough to use for artillery munitions. Is Yorkshire Pudding something that comes from the butt of a Yorkshire Terrier? But Plum Pudding sounds good.
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My Mom used to make Shepherd’s pie a lot though we aren’t British. Perhaps it was made totally different. We also ate a lot of fish and chips. I have always wondered what Yorkshire pudding and Plum pudding taste like!
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I propose that you be the first to experiment. Then tell me how it tastes.
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LOL! Hmm…we will see.
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I just looked up the recipe for Plum pudding. Sorry, don’t think I will be trying it, but you are welcome to! Get started now in making it though, for it said that it’s best if made a year in advance! 🙂
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Aw to heck with it. I’ll just eat some plums.
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I do like plums. 🙂
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I like plumbs as well. They help to keep my world vertical. 🙂
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I must plumb the hidden meaning of these things you keep saying.
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The sayings are are well hidden … as are the meanings.
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Mmm. Hmm. Yes . . . I think I see.
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I see … I think!
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Oh gosh! At first I was like, what on earth do plums have to do with keeping things vertical! But then I got it as I shook my head. 🙂
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Well done ….. but never get them confused with plumes. 🙂
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LOL! I will keep that in mind. Perhaps my next blog post should be about the difference between plums, plumbs and plumes. 🙂
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We have a plum tree in our yard. When the plums hang plumb, I prune them.
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I must admit, I do enjoy English muffins. As well as fish and chips. And I agree about sauces and spices. I’ve studied French cooking, and it seems they believe that any dish is built around the sauce, rather than vice-versa. I prefer the natural taste of things, and can dispense with most sauces and spices.
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Yorkshire Pudding tastes a bit like a pop-over. But instead of being cooked as individual servings in muffin tins, it’s baked like a pan of brownies and then cut apart.
Plum Pudding tastes like a moist rich dark fruitcake . . . with brandy on top.
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Sounds good. So what’s a pop-over?
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A pop-over is exactly the same as a Cheez-it . . .
Except it’s softer
And it doesn’t taste like cheese.
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I see. It’s a soggy, non-cheesy Cheez-it.
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It’s not really soggy . . . it’s crisp at the edges and custardy in the middle. A bit like French toast.
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Well if its “it’s crisp at the edges and custardy in the middle” … it’s nothing like any Yorkshire Pudding that I have ever had! 🙂
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I think it would taste better if they put Cheeez-its in it.
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Hmm, sort of a French-It.
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Oh dear (he says shaking head) …. there’s no hope!
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You do make history interesting! I loved the ending about little Pasquala, don’t remember learning about her before. You should have been my history teacher!
I do agree as well that we humans have messed up religion a lot!!
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Thanks. I doubt I would have lasted long as a history teacher. After three or four swear words, some parents would band together against me. And then I’d be history.
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Late to the party, as usual. So the history is interesting, and the photos are wonderful. But the comments appear to have moved past the history lesson and right in to a cooking and food post. I’m not sure where Mince Pie fits in but I think it’s English, and I’d sure like to know what’s in that stuff, but maybe Pascuala would have liked it.
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I don’t know, I think she had a weak stomach. So I kind of doubt she could have handled English cooking.
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gratitude for this empathetic history, Tippy!
imagine going into lands
of your choosing,
setting up your flag,
occupying, enslaving
and continuing to receive
a heroes welcome.
hard to imagine, really 🙂
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when i imagine
being invaded and
enslaved,
i can’t imagine
rolling out
welcome mats
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