Trump vs. Hitler
I’ve heard many people compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler. I don’t think that’s fair, and I’m not about to do it. I think there are a lot of differences between the two.
For instance, Hitler colluded with Russia to acquire Poland. However Trump colluded with Russia to take Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania. That’s a big difference.
Hitler died in 1945. Trump was born in 1946. So at the most, Trump is merely Hitler reincarnated.
Hitler parted his natural-born hair on the right, and combed it over to the left. Trump parts his TRANSPLANTED hair on the right, and combs it over to the left.
Hitler was unmarried, but had mistresses. Trump has had mistresses, too. But while married.
Hitler invaded Russia and stole their oil. Trump went to Finland and unctuously poured oil all over the Russian president.
Hitler used Jews as scapegoats. But Trump uses Mexicans, instead.
Is this Trump or Hitler, as a 12-year-old boy? Or do I even have to ask?
Hitler was a master orator. Trump is a master debater.
Hitler was an artist, and inspired the German people with his design of the swastika flag. On the other hand Trump doesn’t draw. He did inspire the American people with his book, “The Art of the Deal,” but it was ghost-written by some guy named Schwartz.
You see? And the differences go on and on.
And that is why I will never confuse Trump with Hitler.
This post is only moderately reassuring. 😯
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Thanks, I guess. It feels nice to spread around what little cheer I have.
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was wonderful
if there is
a difference 🙂
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one must
split
transplanted hairs
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thanks, Tippy!
meant to type
wondering,
to this sad
reality 🙂
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I fail to find much comfort here. I guess one doesn’t have to be Hitler (not exactly anyway) to be evil. I was entertained though, by your attention to the various details that allow us to tell them apart. 🙂
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Thanks. Sorry you’re not much comforted. There really are differences between the two, but sometimes you just have to look real hard to find them. I hope that gives you some comfort.
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This was pretty awesome.
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Thanks Trent. It’s nice to know that if we look hard enough, we can find some differences between Trump and Hitler.
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