Thanks, Canada

Recently the Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, stated that Trump’s steel and aluminum tariffs on Canada were “kind of insulting” and that Canada would not be pushed around.

Trump responded with vituperant vilipending, and has called Trudeau all kinds of names, and has said Trudeau’s statement will cost him a lot of money.

Wow, what a war of words we have brewing here.

Now social media has jumped into this imbroglio with Americans launching a #ThankCanada and #ThanksCanada Twitter campaign.

Americans love Canada, and we don’t want anyone messing with our favorite country to the north. Not even our own president. Hands off, Trump!

But I have some words of caution for PM Trudeau. I believe he’s on a losing path. From my observation no politician, domestic or foreign, has ever bested Trump in a war of words. He could very well be the worst president we’ve ever had, but he’s absolutely the best at one thing. He’s a master of the ad hominem attack.

Any trade deficit we have with Canada will be quickly overcome with a surplus of well-crafted insults from our Commander-in-Chief. You can’t beat him this way, Justin. Sadly, you just can’t.

But there is one way to beat him. You have to go after Trump’s big weakness. His kryptonite. It stops this guy in his tracks every time. It’s called “facts”. Nothing is more cryptic to Trump than facts.

Trump simply cannot handle facts. Justin, don’t go about saying vague things like Canada will not be pushed around and blah, blah, blah. Trump will blow you out of the water with his ripostes. No, just stick to the facts, and this bully in our White House will run for cover.

For instance, Justin, you could point out that while the U.S. has indeed had a trade deficit with Canada of about $15 billion per year since 2015, that’s about a fifth what the deficit was in 2008. You could also point out that our deficit with China has been running about $350 billion per year since 2015, which is nearly $100 billion more than 2008.

If you would just say something like that, Trump would squawk and yelp and shout “Fake news! Fake news!” (unaware of the fact that these figures come from our own Census Bureau) and then quickly try to change the subject.

Just the facts, Justin, just the facts. Stick with the facts, while avoiding vague language, and you will win every time.

I don’t have a Twitter account, so I can’t participate in Twitter’s #ThankCanada campaign. So instead I’d like to finish this blog by saying my thank you’s here:

First, a big thank you to my Canadian blogging buddies. For example, Gibber Jabberin’ always comes through with hilarious comments to spice up my posts. And Joanne Sisco, I love your photography and fun little write-ups about Toronto.

Thank you Canada for offering us Americans a place of refuge from time to time. For instance in the 1960s and 1970s, when you welcomed young American men who opposed fighting in the Vietnam War, to escape to your country. And also thank you for the affordable prescription drugs ailing Americans have been able to obtain across your borders. You have saved many American lives.

Thanks Canada for Dr. James Naismith, who created the game of basketball.

Thanks Canada for your beautiful scenery that we Americans drink in by the millions when we vacation in your lands. I’ll never forget the time my wife and I got off a cruise ship in Skagway, Alaska. We rented a car and drove through the northwest corner of British Columbia, and into the Yukon. We had to stop at a border checkpoint along the way, but the Canadian officers were very polite and even gave us helpful advice. We always felt safe on this motor trip, and were treated decently by every Canadian we met.

Bennett Lake at Carcross, Yukon. Thanks Canada, for amazing scenery like this!

Thanks Canada for cars, oil, food, computers, gold, diamonds, and so much more. And thank you for helping us with our conscience. When we buy Canadian we can always rest assured that nobody was enslaved or horribly exploited in the making of the product.

Thanks Canada for setting a good example with your healthcare system. If only we had the guts to follow it.

Thanks for Horseshoe Falls. I’ve never been there, but I’ve always heard it’s the best part of Niagara Falls.

Thanks for these things, and so much more.

Thank you, Canada.


  • Oh yeh, Twitler loves to yell out fake news. He can not stand the truth. But Canadians are friendly people and many Americans could learn from them. I think Twitler is jealous of Trudeau’s good looks. :-). He could not measure up even if were 30 years or so younger.

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    • Haha. I love the name “Twitler”. Fits him well. Yes Canadians are very friendly. And I hope things will stay that way, without Twitler messing up our good relationship.

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      • I got the name Twitler from Hysterical Raisins. If you have not read her, please have a look at her blog. She is quite good and always has the latest dirt on just about anything related to politics. Her blog name is Noonie.

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      • I got the name from a lady on WP who goes by the name of Noonie 9999. Her blog title is Hysterical Raisins. She is an excellent writer an always has the latest dirt about anything political. I think you would like her blog..

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        • All right, you’ve convinced me. I’ll try following her for a little while. Now please let go of my arm.


          • Hee hee. It is merely a suggestion. You need not follow her unless the blog is enjoyable for/to you. I follow some blogs but never comment. I simply have no words if the content is more than I want to wrap my little brain around. Sometimes the blog is profound and I can’t put my thinking into words. That is the good thing about blogging. You just do what ever suits your fancy. 🙂

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            • Yeah, there aren’t many rules to blogging. What really got me to follow her was the cartoon of Trump and Un, in her latest post. I may stick with her for a little while, but I don’t follow a lot of blogs. Too much reading, and I’m a lazy reader.

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              • I follow about 100 or so because they claim to follow me. I just don’t read them and never will. Most blogs are not relevant , not informative and down right boring. I’ve ahd the same people that have been commenting on my posts for years because I comment on their blogs. Now and then I stray out of curiosity. 🙂 And sometimes I will get some one from out of the blue comment that I have never heard from before. Frankly, I am lazy too and a blog has to grab my interest for various reasons.

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  • And thanks for Canada Dry Ginger Ale ~> my go to mixer for rum, whiskey, and applejack. 😀

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  • Awww! Thanks Tippy for thinking of me 🙂
    … and I had no idea Gibber was a fellow Canadian!

    I make a conscientious effort to try and ignore whatever is being said by Trump. He’s a pathological liar and nothing he says makes sense … or as Trudeau said recently, we keep waiting for common sense to prevail, but based on recent actions by the US administration, that’s not going to happen. Vilipending is such a great word!

    The issue of trade surplus/deficit continues to be a hot potato, but this has nothing to do with trade and everything to do with Trump power-tripping.

    Today’s article in the Washington Post was a great summary.

    I’m always a little embarrassed by the whole “Canada is so nice” thing … but I accept your compliment. I kind of like it here 🙂

    … and I agree with Nancy. There is only one ginger ale and it’s Canada Dry, although I like mine without any embellishments, the same way I like my whiskey and applejack 😉

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    • I try to ignore Trump also, but dadblameit, he’s always in the news. You can’t watch the news in the U.S. without Trump dominating the lead stories.

      I’m not surprised that we actually have a surplus with you guys. I believe services are just as much a part of the economy as any tangible product, and I’d like them to be counted in the equation.

      But I really don’t worry about trade deficits or surpluses. I suspect everything all works out in the end. And if some government is driving down prices by using their taxpayer’s money to subsidize an industry, that’s our gain. We get stuff cheap, thanks to what is probably a stupid policy.

      So YOU feel embarrassed? Imagine how I feel when our leader insults your leader. I’m just trying to do my little part to make things right between our countries.

      But I really do think Canada is a nice place.


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