“It must have been the dog. Girls don’t fart,” she stated as a matter of fact.
I scowled at the dog. He lowered his head and ears and wagged his tail at me. He suspected that for some reason he was in trouble.
“I don’t even like to say the word ‘fart’,” she added. “Farting is what boys do, and I’m not a boy. Don’t ever accuse me of farting, again!”
I averted my eyes from her outraged glare. I kicked the dog out and hung my head. I felt ashamed and embarrassed that I would have the nerve to accuse a girl of farting.
Girls are delicate little things who would never do something like that.
Of course girls don’t fart. Girls are like delicate flowers. They’re too dainty and feminine to do something as crude as that.
But a few minutes later I smelled it again. And the dog was outside. And I knew it wasn’t me.
That was the first secret I ever figured out about girls.
Categories: Humor
Chasing Unicorns 
I remember believing that! up ’til age 8 or so !
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I don’t know about you, but when the truth confronted me, it was rather stunning.
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They don’t. They just don’t.
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Yes they do. It’s undeniable, or so says my nose.
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Your nose is smelling cheezits
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Uh-huh. Processed cheezits.
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Nooo
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They don’t fart, they explode, normally when alone in the toilet 🤣, they like their secrecy, but little do they know, I heard it!!!
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Well, that’s one way to look at it. They hold it in for so long, it finally comes out with a bang. In fact, I’ve called the cops a few times and reported gunshots, before figuring out that my wife was the culprit.
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Haha, I thought there was a gas explosion when my ex does it! Fire brigade laugh now when I call them!
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LIes! All lies!
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Hahah, you holding one in and waiting for him to fall asleep 😴
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shhhh! You’ll wake him up 😉
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Yes, that was my second discovery. Girls lie.
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You must be mistaken 😉
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Spoken like a true girl.
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😀
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Life’s secrets… they sneak up on you like an odor cloud. Congrats for deducing the truth, Sherlock. 🙂
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Thanks. And the solution really was elementary.
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I never even tried that; I have two brothers. 😏
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I have three sisters. I knew they farted, but I thought they were exceptions, due to being related to me.
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Maybe there is a special dispensation for sisters. They’re allowed to!
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