I have a new widget in my sidebar that I hope will not bother you. It’s a message that says, “Your Ad Here.”
Some people find messages like this disturbing. They want bloggers to be above this sort of thing. We’re supposed to put everything we have into our work, and not get anything in return. So let me make this clear. This blog is no charity, and I’m no saint. I want a piece of the action, baby!
If you share my ambition to be rich and famous, consider the opportunity presented by my sidebar message. Imagine all the exposure you’ll receive, from what you put onto that space. And think of the revenue you can generate. I guarantee you’ll be excited when you see your bottom line, and people keep entering your business.
Now if you’re a purist blog reader who doesn’t like this sort of thing, what goes in that space over there may really stink. But I encourage you to examine it carefully, and respond in a positive manner if you honestly like what you see. Who knows, you may enjoy it so much you’ll want to buy what’s being offered.
Don’t sit on this opportunity. With my blog, you’re poised to crack the market wide open. Get the exposure you’ve been dreaming about, and let the world discover everything about you.
Note: Unfortunately, I misspelled the word “ad”. Click here for my apology.
Categories: Adversetisement
Chasing Unicorns 
Personally, I prefer my ass on a comfy couch.
WordPress puts ads on my blog. I don’t even get the 0.0001 cent per view they originally promised me. I’d be rich by now.
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This sounds like an outrageous ripoff. I wouldn’t sell my soul for any less than a buck a click. I should have researched this better, rather than being in such an all-fired hurry to get rich.
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So we pay you to put our add there? 😉
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How else do I get rich and famous?
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Well true! You’re humorous writing could make you rich and famous..
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Or those who buy it would just write me funny checks.
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Ha! Well that’s possible but..You don’t have to accept checks..
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But I can’t resist a check, even if it’s rubber. It isn’t the money, it’s the thought that counts.
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Well I can write you one of those then..
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